Didn't know you could hear a sunburn. That beer attack must have really improved your hearing.

 

well, I gotta get my tail thru security... yall be safe and keep the shiny side up.

 

ok got my insulation boards loaded in the barn for rainy day project, watch son run out to dad mowing near pond. dad was going to be submariner with mower. got to get some housework done and play Ebay photo shop. have safe trips CHAIWKA and FRONTY!! fronty, keep your hands to yourself!

life is never as much fun as when you see your family members doing something really stupid and laughing about it.......and you know they KNOW better, heheheh

going back inside to ignore them....

Heidi trying to finish off 3/4 done projects.....

 

You need to hide some speekers outside and carry a remote in your pocket. When you see one of their "episodes" under way, hit the remote to play some Benny Hill music...

 

I'm not laughing, rick.

 

Why not, I am.

 

A few years ago I had to do some work on a roof. I decided to go up and check it out to see what all was needed. Well, once up there I felt that the handful of tools I had would fix this AC. 4 hours later and about 3 of that with no shirt[used it to wipe up some stuff] I climbed back down, opened the door, walked in and hit my knees.
I could hear my sunburn and the family made my new name...BURNIE KRINKLE.

It was not a good scene...heat stroke put me on my butt the moment I hit the cooler air in the house. It was one of those times when ya just think its only gonna take a few more minutes and then...well I am sure everyone gets the picture and perhaps some can relate. I did some damage that day. I actually did begin to crinkle on the 3rd day.

I have no excuses other then that I am related to Top. For most of you that might be good enough.

As for the can labels...that was the mild side of the pranks.
Switching the kitchen for the master bedroom was a good one too.
Hanging a transistor radio in the chimney by fishing line tuned to a french station turned up just enough for it to be heard when its time to sleep really created some havoc at one house.
It was an RCMP we all knew and did not like. His partner was in the loop on this one and we heard about the poor guy hearing foreign language voices in his house all summer. I guess is resonated all through the ducting.

Altering a persons crutches is always a good one too.

Donating furniture to a homeless shelter is a nice thing to do and when your buddy finds out what you did and where his furniture went...well, it was one of those times when the good of the deed outweighed the bad...

TimetogoScotty

 

'bout Time To Get Out The Beef And Bird Burner Fired Up.

88 and sunny in NW houston.

HAT staying out in the sun too long and your head will shrink Same for you scotty.

Other tricks, run a file on the bottom of someones cane. Takes just a bit off, and the end up more and more bent over using it.

Putting VM&P naptha in the bosse's lighter, and it soots up the brim of his hat.
not as mean as taking the lables off the cans.

 

Scotty, you are related to Lary? Oh, man, I'm sorry... I have been close to death a few times due to heat... long days in the Flordia sun and here at PI also... I have a story or 2...

Treating my beer with some sunburn...