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From: Kalamazoo, Michigan
oh yeah hes excited 
Administrator/Jarhead
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From: Jonesborough, TN
Afternooner, breakroomers...
Got done helping the preachers son move, with my trailer and my neighbors trailer, we got it in one load. Glad that the OL has a truck too. Also glad they have not been married long, they did not have much stuff!
Dang knee is screaming, I should have known better. It ain't hurt this bad in a while. That's ok, I took some pills and I'm enjoying a beer, watching X-men, Wolverine.
Later.
Got done helping the preachers son move, with my trailer and my neighbors trailer, we got it in one load. Glad that the OL has a truck too. Also glad they have not been married long, they did not have much stuff!
Dang knee is screaming, I should have known better. It ain't hurt this bad in a while. That's ok, I took some pills and I'm enjoying a beer, watching X-men, Wolverine.
Later.
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From: Birmingham, Alabama
There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them, 'As a reward for being so patient through a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most.'
He looks at her, she looks at him, and they go running behind the shrubbery.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues.
After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them, 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?'
He asks her 'Shall we?'
She eagerly replies, 'Oh, yes, let's! But let's change positions.
This time, I 'll hold the pigeon down and you crap on its head.'
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From: Jonesborough, TN
Just got done eating some bread sticks from this awesome pizza joint down the road from us... There was some meat marinara sauce left over... I just drank it out of the cup. That's how good it is. The old lady almost barfed... don't know why.
DTR's "Cooler than ice cubes 14 miles North of North Pole" member
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From: 14mi North of North Pole
Here you go........
Evenin' all!
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window. For a few moments everything was silent in the cab. Then, the still shaking driver said, 'Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.'
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.
The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle the driver so badly.
The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."
'People of Wal-Mart' 2010 finalist
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From: Oklahoma/Texas
Skip the drugs, suck it up, and keep going. its only pain, it doesn't hurt forever.
A marine is something you never quite get used to.
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