[quote author=DarrellB link=board=10;threadid=8334;start=0#80535 date=1039955735]<br>We srink wrapped a buddies trailer house with hime in it one night. That was pretty fun watching him trying to get out the door after I started to do a bigg smokey braketorque in his driveway. <br><br>DB<br>[/quote]<br>Too bad you couldn't fake a tornado warning after that!<br><br>Assistant swim coach had a VW Rabbit with a bad passenger door. We slid it across the ice and pushed the driver side against a snow bank.

 

A friend of mine and I used to rearrange the firing orders on each other's trucks, unplug distributors, vise grip rubber fuel lines. It was fun because as soon as the truck didn't run, you knew. But it did make us better at diagnosing things. We did have to stop though when our wives started to drive our vehicles, they didn't see as much humor in it as we did. ;D ;D

 

Old Telephone trick:<br>Unscrew the cover on the mouthpiece of the Victim's handset, remove the microphone element, Place a piece of cellophane tape over the contacts, screw cover back on.<br>Sit back and wait for him to receive a call.<br>

 

Hey..... wanna go git me one of them thar straight &quot;s&quot; hooks?

 

Sea Bats are particularly fond of Junior Officers. Taste like Chicken (the JO's that is)<br><br>PISTOL

 

Many years ago, when I was younger, ruder, and cruder, a young Sergeant came up to me asking for a car diagosis. He knew I worked on cars on the weekends at my house. He said &quot;I don't know what's wrong with my car. Every time I start it or leave a stop sign or traffic light, it gives this awful roaring noise.&quot; I asked, &quot;Basically it's only when you have to rev it up?&quot; He said, &quot;Yeah, that when it makes that noise.&quot; I told, You need to get your muffler bearings replaced.&quot; He asked &quot;Muffler Bearings???&quot; I said, &quot;Yep. Inside every muffler is a very tiny turbo. When you start the engine, the exhaust gasses get the turbo spinning and then the turbo pushes the exhaust out the end of the tailpipe. Have you noticed when you are stopped at a traffic light, when the car in front of you pulls away you see water dripping from his tailpipe?&quot; He said, &quot;Yes.&quot; I then explained, &quot;That water is condensation in the muffler. It's normal. But that water gets on the bearings in the turbo and causes them to rust. That's why you have to get your muffler bearings replaced.&quot; <br>He left went to Midas to get his muffler bearing replaced.<br>I would never do that to someone today (yeah, right) ;D

 

Called up NAPA one day and asked for a kanooter valve, a 1/4&quot; shaddick, muffler bearings, and parts for a 1983 Corvette. I was on hold for 45 mins while the guy was looking for the parts. When he finally got back on the line, he asked me if this was a joke. I told him no. After a while, I hung up, called back, laughing my *** off, and I told the manager to tell the guy never mind. It was funny as hell.

 

[quote author=Redleg link=board=10;threadid=8334;start=0#80493 date=1039931635]<br>........<br>In the scouts we sent'em for smoke shifter for the camp fire.<br>Snipe Hunts.<br>[/quote]<br><br>Ahh yes. Nearly 40 years, and I'm still looking here for the elusive &quot;Tent Wrench&quot;. Right or left handed...anybody got one?

 

We had an individual who (sampled ) constantly stole from our lunchboxes, which we kept in the lunchroom til mealtime. Usually he liked candy and that would be the item of choice. For several days I had chocolate covered raisins and peanuts and sure enough found a partialy empty bag one day. <br> The next morning on the way to work ----the elk had annointed my drive to the county road (Frozen hard the STUFF was)<br>any hoo, some (STUFF) was collected, and placed in a sandwich bag .Looked like chocolate covered peanuts it did ! !<br>Upon arival at work several of the other guys were told, and an eye was kept on the lunch room. ......... <br> Can you say .....................CAUGHT !!!!!<br>It took him quite a while to spit it out--and then he had the nerve to be mad ! Several of us convinced him that should it happen again, he would get to have a full portion, or worse.<br><br> His nickname was Peanuts forever after that !!!

 

Opps !!!!<br>Wrong button <br> sorry guys 4 double post.<br>Gary

 

[quote author=Duelin link=board=10;threadid=8334;start=15#80979 date=1040062066]<br>Opps !!!!<br>Wrong button <br> sorry guys 4 double post.<br>Gary <br>[/quote]<br><br>If you click on the delete button, you can remove posts put up in error.

 

Several years ago had a friend off on honey moon for a week. While they were gone we had another freind who owns one of those trucks for for blowing in insulation. We filled the house completely full of styrofoam (sp) peanuts, every room. It took months to clean up the mess but was worth it.

 

The newbies around the dealership here get sent out for things like red taillight oil, spools of left hand thread, or 2 feet of wheel base!!

 

<br><br>I would pay money to see that one.<br>DM01

 

How bout havin a buddy change the spark plugs in your new cummins. Or maybe changin the oil in your 2 stroke weedeater. But my favorite of all is hooking a horn to the brakelight on a friends truck and grounding it to the frame so when you hit the brake pedal a horn honks. They never know who is blowing at them. ;D