NWDave

The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words. The following were some of this year's winning entries:<br><br> 1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.<br> 2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.<br> 3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.<br> 4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.<br> 5. *****-nilly (adj.), impotent<br> 6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.<br> 7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.<br> 8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.<br> 9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.<br>10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.<br>11. ******** (n.), a humorous question on an exam.<br>12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.<br>13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.<br>14. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.<br>15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.<br>16. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist

Shovelhead

Good one Dave

chuck3

LMFAO.

muddymess

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