<br><br>The Chief Surgeon's diploma is from the University of Benihana.<br><br>Your proctologist makes house calls in a Roto-Rooter van. <br><br><br>The only item listed under Preventive Care coverage is &quot;an apple a day.&quot; <br><br>The exam room has a tip jar. <br><br><br>Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month. <br><br>Your Prozac comes in different colors with little 'm's on them. <br><br><br>Directions to your doctor's office include, &quot;Take a left when you enter the trailer park.&quot; <br><br><br>Tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles. <br><br>Dialysis machines are pedal-powered. <br><br><br>You ask for Viagra, and you get a popsicle stick and duct tape. <br><br>The only expense covered 100% is cremation. <br><br><br>Use of antibiotics deemed an &quot;unauthorized experimental procedure.&quot; <br><br>&quot;Patient responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges&quot; is not a typo. <br><br><br>Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters<br>

 

Hey Dave was your Turkey marinated in Jack Daniels or do you have a little too much time to &quot;play&quot; on your 'puter? Just kidding - I'm enjoying your posts.<br>Bob

 

That sounds like some of the old doctor's around here.

 

[quote author=Bob Beauchaine link=board=10;threadid=7675;start=0#73682 date=1038591371]<br>Hey Dave was your Turkey marinated in Jack Daniels or do you have a little too much time to &quot;play&quot; on your 'puter? Just kidding - I'm enjoying your posts.<br>Bob<br>[/quote]<br><br>Uh, no, it was Jim Beam ;D ;D Too much time at the computer???? Hey I got a four day break from work, keeps me outta bars and off the corners. I belong to a group that believes laughter is good medicine. I enjoy passing along the better posts that I receive. Now if I could just find that one about cowboy humor.<br><br>~Dave