Scotty said to a Rod, "Is that your dog?" Rod replied, "Yup." "Mind if I talk to him?" "Durn fool, don't you know dogs don't talk?" Scotty replied, "So what's the harm? May I?" "Go right ahead." Scotty said to the dog, "Howdy!" The dog replied, "Hello." Rod's eyes pop wide. Scotty continued, "Is this your master?" "Yep, he sure is." "Does he treat you alright?" "Sure does. Every day he takes me for a walk, he feeds me all kinds of great food, and once a week he takes me to the lake to play." Rod was dumbfounded. Scotty said to the Rod, "Is that your horse over there?" "Yes." "Do you mind if I talk to him?" Rod replied, "I know the dog spoke to you, but I know for a fact that horses can't talk." "Well, then what would it hurt?" "Go right ahead." Scotty said to the horse, "Hello." The Horse replied, "Hello." Rod stood there with his jaw wide open. Scotty asked, "Is that your owner?" "Yup, sure is." "He treat you okay?" "Sure, he rides me every day, brushes me down at the end of the day, and he keeps me in the barn away from the elements." "Sounds good." Scotty then asked the Rod, "Are those your blue sheep over there?" Rod is horrified and stammers, "Them sheep out there, they're nothing but a bunch of liars!"

 

 

I was gonna change the names in the joke but didn't. I still have some stuff to buy (i.e some stage 3's). Don't wanna make any of our vendors mad.... ;D

 

Rod... your not a liar are you?

 

<br>I didn't do it Rod, Honest

 

??? I don't get it? ???

 

thats why he gets new sheep every month

 

You people aren't going to know when. You're not going to know how. <br><br>But you'll definitely know why.<br><br>Rod<br><br> :P

 

The &quot;Sheep-O-The-Month-Club&quot;?