Pretty scary to think that if you were charged with a serious crime and may face a large sentence, your jury could be made up of 12 just like that.

 

Yeah.

Here there are usually only two dispatchers on.

You never know when one might be trying to talk someone through infant CPR while the other one is dispatching a medic.

At least the gal wasn't deliberately tying up a 911 dispatcher for no good reason, and she apologized when she realized she had...

 

Here's her likely next call:
"Hello 911? I'm stuck in my house and can't get out."
"Have you tried the door?"
"Uh, what? Um... (rattle-click)... oh, never mind. Sorry."

She had better be reeaally cute, otherwise that kind of stupid gets tiring QUICK.

 

Imagine explaining a TV remote control to her!

She's lucky that cellphones have a "911" emergency speed dial button; she might've died while trying to remember all those numbers!

Do you think she called information and asked for the number for 9-1-1?

 

Had them call for keys locked in the car in their own driveway. Locked out of the house to. Sorry ma'am, but did you leave a spare key with the police dept? We can get you a fireman with an axe. My all time favorite is the periodic "Cat stuck in a tree". Ma'am, have you ever seen a cat skeleton in a tree? That's because they all make it down on their own. If he's still there tomorrow though, call us back, because we just might have one that's different than all the rest.

 

If you only knew how many call 911 and ask for the non-emergency number!


I give them 555-1212

 

I wouldn’t have the patience for it anymore. The second she said she was locked in her car I would explain that the auto manufactures have developed a locking system that traps the stupid people to keep them off the streets.

 

That would explain why PChouinard doesn't meet chicks like that

~Rob

 

I had to go on a lock out last summer. The woman dropped her keys in the truck after loading groceries then panicked when she realized what she did. She had her 2yo son in his booster seat right next to the rear passenger side door. We showed up, I got off the piece with my personal lock out kit, she was trying to coax the child to pull the lock button up, but he wanted nothing to do with it. Soooo, I walked up the rear driver side door and reached through the open window and opened the door. she was embarrassed, and actually laughed while calling herself an idiot.






Tim

 

 

Good posts but the BlondStar---Loved it. Hope they make more.

 

Great Rob! Now you just put some dude on the street knocking at all the cars with cute women in them asking if they are lock in them and need assistance......

 

I agree .

This is called devolution , keeping the weak / stupid & lame , in a government program , to keep alive & breeding .

Life is hazardous , ban it .

 

Made some changes to this one....haha.....

 

Ummm.. That would be me 35 years ago while in Army uniform no less. Actually sort of works!!! Liked the change to the Ad!