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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 10:02 PM
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It already did... this is the matrix...
watch out neo, agents are watching you
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 10:22 PM
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Madhat... he got banned.
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Old Dec 10, 2008 | 10:49 PM
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Chuck Norris and Jetus Lingerfeldt were sparring when the latter took a cheap shot......you may knwo him now as jet Li
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 12:22 AM
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Go to Google.com and type in 'find Chuck Norris' and click on the 'I'm feeling lucky' button.
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 12:53 AM
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hi ho redleg....
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 01:05 AM
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Originally Posted by madhat
It already did... this is the matrix...
Just saw that movie last month. Wife said it reminded her of watching me eat pizza! I still dont know what that means..
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 05:31 AM
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Originally Posted by usmc2311
Go to Google.com and type in 'find Chuck Norris' and click on the 'I'm feeling lucky' button.
And then get a round house kick through the computer! Forget that.

Cory
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 05:34 AM
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When Chuck Norris does push ups the world moves down, he doesn't move up.

Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer. To bad he never cries.

Cory
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 06:49 AM
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Originally Posted by CMooreBLKSMK
Not for just talking, I may of been doing a little picking also.
Cory
I pick back... no worries!

Originally Posted by biododge1
watch out neo, agents are watching you
Have you seen the pic of the DTR staff that I have?
Originally Posted by Redleg
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Madhat... he got banned.
That's really funny right there... !
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by CMooreBLKSMK
And then get a round house kick through the computer! Forget that.

Cory
Wise call thats how I lost my last computer, and my charming good looks
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Redleg
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Madhat... he got banned.
Thats why Mad wears his helmet while on DTR... Man I wish I could find that picture..
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by cincydiesel
Thats why Mad wears his helmet while on DTR... Man I wish I could find that picture..
could it be that mad is really chuck norris? and the helmet is to hide his identity
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 12:19 PM
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Man yall are killing me. Hilarious
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 12:47 PM
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Super Man wears white pajamas

When the boogie man goes to bed at night he checks under his bed for Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris drives an ice cream van covered in human skulls

The 3 leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Cancer
2. Chuck Norris
3. Heart Disease
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Old Dec 11, 2008 | 12:57 PM
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thought this was great booyah!
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