I hit the button on the coffee maker this morning when the storms woke me up at 2:20. Then fell back to sleep before the coffee was done. Good grief, that storm about blew me out of bed, had winds around 60mph and the only real wind damage I've seen this morning is at the college with one limb down. The weatherman said that there was reports of a tornado South East of Dublin, and I'm thinking "I'm South East of Dublin". Didn't see anything.

 

Mornin, DTR... How are things?

Another year down the crapper, I'm 27 today... 3 more till I hit 30... Dun dun DUUUNNNN!!!!

Nothin planned, gonna mow the yard tonight, couple of other things.

What else is happin? Oh, yeah, diesel here is 3.95...

 

MAD HAPPY BIRTHDAY
#1 KEEP HAIR CLIPPED SHORT_ GREY DONT SHOW AS MUCH
#2 BE SURE TO GET BURNING PERMIT BEFORE LIGHTING CANDLES ON CAKE
(IT CAN BE EMBARISING IF FIRE DEP.SHOWES UP TO HELP YA CELABRATE
#3 GRACEFULLY ACCEPT -LINIMENT AND OTHER ACHE & PAIN RELIVER
WE`VE ALL HERD YA COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR ACHES &PANES -ITS AGE SETTING IN.
#4 REMBER YOU CAN DO ANYTHING YOU WERE EVER ABLE TO DO
IT JUST TAKES LLLLLLLOOOOOOOONGGGER

NOW HAVE A CUP OF COFFEE AND ENJOY YOUR BIRTHDAY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MADHAT

 

HAPPY REGUALTION USMC ISSUED BIRTHDAY TO HAT!!!!



Wow, what are ya now.... 27? geesh yer still a pup....


Notice no cake, but an ice cold beer for ya Bud! Congrats!!

 

Happy Birthday madhat! Mine too. I'm 48 today, 2 away from the big 50, and very thankful to have made it through last night. Those storms that Duallydog scared out of Texas sure had us on edge for awhile here in southeastern Oklahoma. Could be more in store for today, hopefully they won't be too bad.

CR

 

Thanks for the wishes, all... CR, happy birthday back!! 48... whew! You're older than my.... nevermind, just givin ya a hard time...

 

Afternooner all,

Just light rain and 64*F in NW Houston today. Missed them storms DD, hope you came out OK..
Happy Bday Hat, do you still get carded?
With wife job hunting, and daughters hubby working regular 8-5 M-F now, gives me a lot of pickup kidlett duty. Think the kidletts have too may activities these days. No time to just be kids.
Gonna get kidletss in a few minutes, pick up wife from the paint and body shop, she is getting a spa treatment, her Christmas present. Then one kidlett to cheerleading training, rah rah ray, ciss boom bah.


Daughter wanted a dinner that looks nice, gonna be fettichine noodels with agrula, goat cheese, and tomatoes.
I have ratburgers waiting in the freezer for them that wants real food.
Gotta run,
Have a good un and be safe out there.

 

Happy birthday! Yet another reason to not finish cleaning your yard today.

 

Davey, sometimes I get carded, I don't care. I have a natturally youthful appearance...

Bark... I actually want to work in the yard. I enjoy it, most of the time. I'm going to actually try to grow some grass this year...

Beer thirty, boys and gals... quittin time. Goin to the house. See ya'll in a 12 pack...

 

Happy BirthdayHat.
A friend of mine had her barn removed last night in the storms, she said that she could still find some of it littered on the road but not all of it. The 2 colts that were under that barn don't have a scratch on them.

 

Anyone else having an issue with suicidal birds???? I have hit three birds in a week...

 

Evenin....

Just got in from the yard work, I got home around 6, and stopped around 9. Mowed, weed-eated, leaf blowed, fertilized, cleaned up around the yard and trimmed a few bushes... turned the sprinkelers on too...

Bout to eat supper and hit the rack. Dad is in town, I'm gonna have them all weekend.

BEER!!!

 

aw-ite, i won't call you if'n you got polite company.

i finished psi washing that guys house tonite.
just wore out from helping other folks

sold the bike and spent last few days chasing him around. his local yokel bank made it difficult.

27? my wife's dad left me all his dress ties, he bought them in the 50's and 60's. kinda neat to wear.

 

Top this for a speeding ticket!

Two California Highway Patrol Officers were conducting speeding enforcement on I-15, just north of the Marine Corps Air Station at Miramar, California . One of the officers was using a hand held radar device to check speeding vehicles approaching the crest of a hill.

The officers were suddenly surprised when the radar gun began reading 300 miles per hour. The officer attempted to reset the radar gun, but it would not reset and then turned off
Just then a deafening roar over the treetops revealed that the radar had in fact locked on to a USMC F/A -18 Hornet which was engaged in a low flying exercise near the location.
Back at the CHP Headquarters the Patrol Captain fired off a complaint to the USMC Base Commander. The reply came back in true USMC style:


Thank you for your letter. We can now complete the file on this incident.

You may be interested to know that the tactical computer in the Hornet had detected the presence of, and subsequently locked on to, your hostile radar equipment and automatically sent a jamming signal back to it, which is why it shut down.

Furthermore, an Air-to-Ground missile aboard the fully armed aircraft had also automatically locked on to your equipment location.

Fortunately, the Marine Pilot flying the Hornet recognized the situation for what it was, quickly responded to the missile system alert status and was able to override the automated defense system before the missile was launched to destroy the hostile radar position.

The pilot also suggests you cover your mouths when cussing at them, since the video systems on these jets are very high tech. Sergeant Johnson, the officer holding the radar gun, should get his dentist to check his left rear molar. It appears the filling is loose. Also, the snap is broken on his holster.

Thank you for your concern. Semper Fi.
Classification: UNCLASSIFIED
Caveats: NONE

 

hey guys anyone around just got back from working on my tuck, i guess i get the last dough nut