<br>A woman and a man are involved in a car accident. <br><br>Both cars are totally demolished. <br><br>Amazingly neither is hurt. They crawl out of their cars. &quot;Wow,&quot; the woman says...just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace. <br><br>Flattered, the man replied, &quot;Oh yes, I agree with you completely!&quot; &quot;This must be a sign from God!&quot; <br><br>The woman continued, &quot;and look at this...another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune.&quot; She hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement. He opens and drinks half the bottle, then hands the half empty bottle to the woman. She takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on.She then hands it back to the man. The man is curious and asks, &quot;Aren't you having any?&quot; The woman replies, &quot;No, <br><br>I think I'll just wait for the police....&quot; <br><br>MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever . Don't mess with them.<br>