Be brave enough to dare to speak up and say "I don't dare"
(My father)

Have the girl that will mary you checked out at the psychiatrics ward, do at least this favour to society
(My uncle)


There are some more but most would involve topics and language that is not fit for this site..

AlpineRAM

 

Probably the best advise I was ever given was (cleaned up):

"Don't whizz in my Wheaties, boy. You whizz in my Wheaties, we're gonna have a problem."


DW

 

DW, that reminds of some other advice I was given: Don't eat yellow snow.

 

Don't take anything too seriously. None of us are getting out of here alive anyway.

 

An old man that had bad knees, arthritic joints and his back had been broken getting thrown from a bull gave this advice to me,

If you are going to live fast die young and leave a good-looking corps. Don’t forget to follow though. :

 

It is better to be silent and thought a fool ... than to speak and remove all doubt.

PISTOL

 

Learn all you can from the mistakes of others. You won't have time to make them all yourself.
-Alfred Sheinwold

 

Mine was "You know then make cream for that now"

 

You can choose your choices, but you can't choose your consequences.

 

Some more good advice that comes to mind is : Keep trying boy , eventually even a blind squirrel finds a acorn .

 

"Never lick a steak knife." :

 

what goes up must come back down. not always where you want it to :

all the best girls are taken. :'(

nobody likes a smart (insert word)

today could be you last day on earth. make sure everyone you love knows it and even if you don't tell them anyway "from my late uncle Carl"

momma know best :- but always do what daddy says because momma told him what to tell you

eat more beef
DM01