Warning: The following contains visions of violence. <br><br><br>A little old lady is on a bus, buying a ticket from the bus conductor,fumbling in a voluminous bag for the correct change. After 15 minutes the conductor becomes so enraged that he hits her on the head with the ticket-dispenser, and the poor old dear dies instantly. Not surprisingly, he is convicted and put on death row. Just before he is to be<br>electrocuted, his last request is for 12 pounds of bananas, which he devours. They strap him into the chair, flip the switch, and nothing happens-he just sits there, smiling.<br>According to tradition, this is considered a reprieve from God and he is freed. Somehow he gets his old job back, and he is happily dispensing tickets when he sees a girl stick her gum on the back of a seat on the bus. Enraged, he lunges out with the ticket dispenser, breaking the offender's<br>neck and killing her. Again, he is convicted and sent to death row. He again eats the 12 pounds of bananas, and lo and behold, the electricity does not harm him. This time the executioner cleans the contacts, makes him sit in a bucket of water, he tries everything - but the man won't die. So again, he is set free.<br>Amazingly he regains his job. It takes him 1 day to lose his temper and beat to death a young boy who starts to chew his bus ticket. He returns to death row, eats the bananas, and survives the electrocution.<br>At this point, the executioner can take no more - his professional pride has been impugned.<br>Before setting our friend free again, he asks him his secret, &quot;what is it with the bananas?&quot;. &quot;Oh, the bananas have nothing to do with it&quot;, replies our friend......<br>Scroll down.....<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>......<br ><br>&quot;I'm just a bad conductor.&quot;<br><br><br>The visions of violence are in my mind for having sent this on.<br><br> <br><br>~Dave<br><br>

 

Gee Dave<br><br>Kinda reaching a little on that one huh......

 

Bad Dave :

 

Yep, I deliberately dropped a bomb today. Been down south about 135 miles helping out and getting my hi flow banjo bolts installed at a Bombing party with NWBombers. Over 40 trucks at one time. What a sight... 7 of us Bombvoyed from my neck of the woods. Smokers galore. Gotta love it. <br><br>Anyway, about the above joke. Had to get it out of my system. I'll exercise greater restraint next time, I promise.<br><br>~Dave

 

yueeesh! : <br><br> <br><br>Rich