3.13.11-3.19.11 St. Patty's Day Breakroom and a Seal of Approval!
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From: Birmingham, Alabama
I see what you're saying about the 3 pages in triplicate T-Rad, but it's no wonder you're no longer in a government position. When you send someone a 3 page form and tell them 'in triplicate', if they don't ask, you don't tell. Then you can reject the whole thing right from the get-go because it wasn't submitted in triplicate!
1916 - U.S. President Woodrow Wilson sent 12,000 troops, under General Pershing, over the border of Mexico to pursue bandit Chirpoinyo Villa. The mission failed, Arizona was invaded.
2011 - Obama taxed it to $3.
Bad news Scott, thanks to the new Government regulations on power consumption, light bulbs, etc. you have to buy a new oven.
http://money.msn.com/shopping-deals/...304c>1=33006
Morning gang.
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From: Kalamazoo, Michigan
What? It's FUN!
I never had one of those. I am NOT, by any stretch of the imagination, a cook. I was the only firefighter in the history of the fire service to be banned from a kitchen except to get something out of the refrigerator. It's probably due to my impatience and the theory I subscribe to that if something requires to be baked/cooked for 30 minutes at 250 degrees, it should be faster and more efficient to put it in for 15 minutes at 500 degrees.
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From: Kalamazoo, Michigan
Of course I want to know what it is! I wouldn't have asked if I didn't wanna know! TELL ME!
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From: Claremont, Virginia
Just consumed one of those overly large doughnuts left over from yesterday. I think it is talking to me. 
May not have been such a good idea especially with the little green coating that misplaced the sugar coating overnight. 
May not have been such a good idea especially with the little green coating that misplaced the sugar coating overnight.
It's my pot and I'll stir it if I want to. If you're not careful, I'll stir your's as well!
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From: Central Mexico.
It is fascinating to me to walk downtown and see somebody sitting at a table with a typewriter in a public area. Lots of the older buildings have a covered patio and they are normally tucked away in one of the corners with just a small table and two chairs. Their job is the old fashioned scribe. They write letters or fill in official forms for the illiterate.
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From: Sarasota, Florida
OK, caught up on all the antics - - gotta go do something useful, like get a tan in the lanai and water the orchids and make a carefully guarded cup of ph00 and relax in the warm sun and listen to birds sing and watch the seal in the pool - - --
..........WHAT IS A STUPID SEAL DOING IN MY POOL? SOMEONE IS GOING TO PAY FOR THIS ONE. ..................................
MadBob
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From: Thanks Don M!
Bobby BOBBY BOBBY
Quit trying to pass the load with those swelled up overfilled UnDependables you keep leaving in the breakroom. You were the one telling me how cool it is to see your Depends swell up from soiling to over four times its original size. Twisted man...just twisted.
Now you are acting like you know nothing about your attempt at being a mini Sea World with our Seal in your pool. Stay out of the Lanai a bit Bobby, the heat is really getting to you.
Out of empathy and concern for Bobby and might as well include Stan, I blended up a special prune Phoo00 with some coffee grounds and in honor of the upcoming St Patty's Day I am also testing and evaluating the shades of green Seal [censored] mixed in with [censored]
pssst Bobby, those hand written XXXL's on your Depends were the giveaway.
Quit trying to pass the load with those swelled up overfilled UnDependables you keep leaving in the breakroom. You were the one telling me how cool it is to see your Depends swell up from soiling to over four times its original size. Twisted man...just twisted.
Now you are acting like you know nothing about your attempt at being a mini Sea World with our Seal in your pool. Stay out of the Lanai a bit Bobby, the heat is really getting to you.
Out of empathy and concern for Bobby and might as well include Stan, I blended up a special prune Phoo00 with some coffee grounds and in honor of the upcoming St Patty's Day I am also testing and evaluating the shades of green Seal [censored] mixed in with [censored]
pssst Bobby, those hand written XXXL's on your Depends were the giveaway.
DTR's "Cooler than ice cubes 14 miles North of North Pole" member
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From: 14mi North of North Pole
Mornin' all!
-12* headed for +30*. Kids still out for spring break......
That's what my membership dues are for. Fine admin service there.......
BTW- I have a typewriter. And it works. Use one at work everyday too.....
-12* headed for +30*. Kids still out for spring break......
Not a problem. Just fill out the 3 page DT5618A form requesting the 136/6B-4 forms packet containing the 'Surfers and Bowlers Compensation and Relief from Monetary Injury' documentation. After you receive this packet you will have 2 business days to complete the requested information forms and return them, along with a copy of your valid drivers license and social security card, for our review. If we approve your request we will notify you in writing no less than 180 days from the receipt of your packet in our office. If we reject your request we will pass it all around the office, make fun of you, laugh at you, then return it to you with some lame excuse that will make your blood boil, causing you to have a myocardial infarction, in which case, you can start the whole process over again.
Hope this helps!
Hope this helps!
BTW- I have a typewriter. And it works. Use one at work everyday too.....
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From: Kalamazoo, Michigan
How can you tell? That stuff is just so wrong it could be ANY flavor and the people that like it, (YOU!), would say, "Mmmm boy! That's good stuff!" You could have 'Dependaph00 Phlavor' and you'd think it was good. Coffee should only taste like COFFEE!
Your membership dues give you the privilege to obtain those forms and that's it!
Afternooner all.
Coffee should only taste like COFFEE! Afternooner all.
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From: Kenai Alaska
I was surprised one of you people hadn't posted the video of the Israeli Boob getting bit by the snake. She deserved to get bitten on the nose. Too bad the snake died.
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/14/sn...est=latestnews
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/14/sn...est=latestnews
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From: Kalamazoo, Michigan
I was surprised one of you people hadn't posted the video of the Israeli Boob getting bit by the snake. She deserved to get bitten on the nose. Too bad the snake died.
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/14/sn...est=latestnews
http://www.aolnews.com/2011/03/14/sn...est=latestnews
