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Old Feb 4, 2013 | 11:00 AM
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2012 Tax Problem

I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico ;

and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
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Old Feb 4, 2013 | 11:35 AM
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Boy,....you got that right Lary!!
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Old Feb 4, 2013 | 11:44 AM
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Old Feb 4, 2013 | 11:54 AM
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The reason why they're questioning it is because I claimed the same dependents on MY tax return last year. Guess it put up a red flag. Sorry TOP.
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Old Feb 4, 2013 | 12:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico ;

and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

Lary,

The IRS was 100 percent right for calling you out as they are correct your list was NOT complete

You left 2 most expensive ones off = the communist monkey in the photo shopped picture with the shotgun and his bozo dirtbag assistant
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Old Feb 4, 2013 | 02:18 PM
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Lary, you actually underestimated the number of illegals here by at least half. Change it to 24 million and I'm sure you'll be fine.
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Old Feb 4, 2013 | 05:34 PM
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Thats great! I wish I had the guts to do that.
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Old Feb 4, 2013 | 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by rattlerbob5.9
Lary,

The IRS was 100 percent right for calling you out as they are correct your list was NOT complete

You left 2 most expensive ones off = the communist monkey in the photo shopped picture with the shotgun and his bozo dirtbag assistant
Thanks Rattler, you owe me a healthy sip of cheap beer!!

I won't hold you responsible for the paper towel I had to use to dry off my monitor!!
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Old Feb 5, 2013 | 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by SIXSLUG
Thanks Rattler, you owe me a healthy sip of cheap beer!!

I won't hold you responsible for the paper towel I had to use to dry off my monitor!!

I was told your screen was very dusty and needed to be washed Glad to help you out there Kurt


I hear you there some days i think i should only check this site from my old desktop and not be on my good laptop like i am now, it can be dangerous !

Your beer is here for you anytime you want to stop by and it is a full one...
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Old Feb 5, 2013 | 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Lary Ellis (Top)
I just received my tax return for 2012 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!!!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico ;

and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?
1 communist muslin in the white house..
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