I'll never live that down, will I? I've been cleaning the coffee pot the same way since I started here, and everyone thought my coffee was just fine. Now that my secret's out, everyone's like 'eew'! That's ok, just wait'll you figure out exactly what's in those tea bags!

It was a refreshing '0' here this AM. Barn door was stuck shut, took about 20 minutes of pouring hot water on it to get it to open. Next time I'll just use the coffee!

makingafreshpotnowchaikwa.

 

Home at last, heading for the garage to pull the snow blower out and change the scraper blade on the bottom of the housing.
Then pull the furnace off-line for a few minutes to clean the housing and oil the motor shaft.
Been squeakin' a little lately.


Sheeeeeesh.....Honey-Dos.........

 

There is a few people with rock guts that don't mind it...

(Hiding my tea bags else where...)

I wonder if the doughnuts are safe now!

 

Yeah ... that's kinda like wondering what is bologna or bratwurst made out of .... just best you don't ask .


Grrrrrrrr it's 0230 in the God forsaken morning and I can't sleep. Made the mistake of using nair to remove unwanted chest hair (nothing farther south, thank God) last night. BIG MISTAKE ... apparently tried cooking myself. I have never had a sunburn even close to hurting this bad .
Hurts to have the sheets and blankets on and too durn cold not to have them on. Oooooohhh this ain't good.

Should be an interesting sick call visit ...

SIMMERINGINMYOWNJUICESPISTOL

 

Or SPAM... 'Stuff Posing As Meat'.

My coffee will remove hair, I'm sure of it! And I don't think it would burn as much either! 'Course, it DOES have some irritating side effects if you're not used to it!

chaikwa.

 

Yeah, I wondered why they weren't in thier usual 'hiding' spot tonite. I found 'em tho! They make great scouring pads to remove unwanted rust stains on porcelin y'know! Might even work on unwanted chest hair!

chaikwa.

 

SEE! I told ya! There was some sort of secret ingredient to his coffee! Sure isn't the ol' boot... I'm sure of that! I better stop before HAZMAT finds out!

 

Hey man, is that your Speedo? I am trying to find the rightful owner who left it here this past summer. It is pink with purple polka dots - - I don't have any that color so someone left it. Scotty has claimed it if no one else will - - he wants to put it on his sphere.

Hot down here - - I just finally turned on the AC - - very humid in the house and quite warm. Hopefully this front will move on out tomorrow and bring us back down in the low 70's. Been cloudy for two days. Guess I could put that speedo to use and go jump in the pool.

Have a good one. Time for beddy bye.

Bob

 

'Bout 1 1/2 inches of snow has changed over to sleet and freezing rain.
Wifey's Cruiser in the lot.
Rear-Wheel Drive duallys ain't no fun on ice.

Govt on 2 hour delay.
I'm here on time (as usual).
MSgt in charge of the office (who lives on base BTW) called me at 0430 this morning to tell me that the base was on a 2 hour delayed arrival.
I "respectfully" informed her that as I was a contractor, I was expected to be, and would be, in place on time at 0630 hrs, and the last time my company gave us time off for bad weather was in 1982 when they gave us a 1/2 day off when the Air Florida plane hit the 14th street bridge.

Wet stuff due to stop around 0900 hrs.

Office is warm, coffee is hot, Scrapple-n-Egg sammich is history.

Y'all B careful out there.

 

Mornin'.

Nothin' but rain here. Who didn't see that coming . Going to hang the stand Sunday afternoon for the Monday - Tuesday hunt. Hope to see something. Surely, out of the three of us, one of use can bring one home(?) . Weather ain't cooperatin' with the move.

Got memo yesterday - "All employees are expected to be here on time and ready to work regardless of inclement weather....blah, blah, blah". I think 5 calle din lastnight due to the "chance" of ice. So, how's that workin' out for ya?

MMnnnnnmmmm 's excellent. Ya'll be safe out there in the ice - JKE

 

Yea, It's mine (I lost a bet and had to wear it), but let Scott have it. It was way too tight in "certain places" Let him have it. I'm sure it will fit him just fine!

 

i kinda upset. last night on the new they were all going crazy 'cause it was going to freeze for a few hours.i wake up this moring, put my pants on over some sweats, hooded sweater, and my "cold-weather" hat. i stick my arm out the door and... nothing. it feels warmer than it was yesterday. the low only got down to 33*. i feel a little dissapointed. aw well.


idontknowwhypeopledothisbutiguessiwilljumpontheban dwagon.

 

WOW, what a gorgeous morning. Durn clouds are gone, sun is bright and heading for 78 - - love it. Funeral today - - friend of 30 years and only 64 years old - - too young. Not fun.

Lots of things to do - - I can't sit around yaking today - - sorry bout that. See ya.

Bob

 

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