Pack all the required documents and five smackers into one of these little folded up white things. Make sure to put on postage or Top will never get it. Address it to Top.

 

Gather the wallet, the keys, the money clip, the beeper, the glasses, oh and the letter, and head out for the post office.

 

Don't trip over the dog on the way out.

 

Go out the back door, or the front, or the side, Just go out a door OK.

 

Walk off the deck, or the porch, or the concrete blocks, or the trailer, or whatever you have.

 

Back the rig out the car port or garage or whatever you have in preparation for the long two block drive to the post office.

 

Look what I found in the driveway dear, a loaded money clip. CRAP, that's mine, dropped it while taking a picture of the truck. No wonder it was empty. Not enough there to bother bending down to pick up.

 

Go down the driveway to the hard road.<br><br>(the blue green piece-o-crap Mercedes is for sale in case anyone is interested)

 

Hey look at this money clip I found!
Crud only 84 smackers in it. Geezzz why can't I be one of those guys that finds a moneybag with 900 gazillion dollars in it so I can toss and turn all night until I finally realize I had better turn it in :'(

 

Hang on, we're almost half way there.<br><br>Go down Spring Grove Avenue, or whatever the case may be.

 

Goin past the fire house.

 

Pull into the post office parking lot.<br><br>(cool photo op here)

 

Yep, this is the place.

 

Locate the in door to the post office complex.

 

Locate the OUT GOING mail slot.