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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Adair2K5
I hope he didn't pay by the word
Whew.... I was worried I would have to walk my elepant the old fasion way.
I have a question.......do you spose elephant is slang for something?

Oh wait!!
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Old Oct 21, 2005 | 11:52 PM
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This is a pretty interesting post, because last weekend I was rolling through KY and this guy had a heck of a time pulling his elephant through the country roads . I bet he would be very interested in this truck ... and by the way, I saw where he stopped and he does have "two" elephants but both are on seperate trailers .... I wonder what the KY law is about pulling "elephant" doubles...

sorry but look at the camera dates... I couldn't make something this funny up...





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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 07:18 AM
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OMG!!! A Pink Elephant with shades!
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Old Oct 22, 2005 | 08:25 AM
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I used to see pink elephants on my submarine. I wonder which conveinince store the owner of the truck works in.
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Old Oct 23, 2005 | 12:19 AM
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How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't silly, you get down from a goose.
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Old Oct 23, 2005 | 08:49 AM
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Originally Posted by Dieseldude4x4
How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't silly, you get down from a goose.
Dude, you really need a vacation those long hours with no break are starting to get to ya.
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Old Oct 23, 2005 | 06:11 PM
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just curious if he needed 4x4 to get thru rthe elephant by-product?
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Old Oct 24, 2005 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Flashdancr
Dude, you really need a vacation those long hours with no break are starting to get to ya.
No, its the nuclear waste thats causing his problems.....
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Old Oct 24, 2005 | 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Flashdancr
To heck with haulin’ the elephant. With the price of diesel, having an elephant to tow your truck around may not be a bad idea.
Which brings up another question. Elephants eat peanuts, right?? Isn't there some kind of tax credit for using alternative fuels?? Or, could the elephants walk around in a big vat of peanuts (like some folks do with grapes) and make peanut oil...which could be used as biodiesel??
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Old Oct 25, 2005 | 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Hoss
Which brings up another question. Elephants eat peanuts, right?? Isn't there some kind of tax credit for using alternative fuels?? Or, could the elephants walk around in a big vat of peanuts (like some folks do with grapes) and make peanut oil...which could be used as biodiesel??
Will the Elephant be wearing a DTR thong while stomping the peanuts?
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Old Oct 25, 2005 | 08:50 AM
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Now THAT would be a site to see (and forget). Speaking from personal experience, I can tell you that DTR thongs are not all that comfortable.
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Old Oct 25, 2005 | 12:26 PM
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Bored

It's one thing to be bored and look up truck stuff. One thing to look up stuff outside of work, and home life. But where in the heck do you have time to find something like that?

That was the worst add in my life. I'd wanna go there and take and Eliphant sized crap in his truck for wording it like that? Like I'm really worried about an eliphant looking inside my truck, what is he gonna do, put it on blocks and steal the rims? No wonder he's selling it, "few cosmetic blemishes" well heck if an african eliphant got ahold of it, half the other side of that truck is probably totaled. That was pathetic. I can't believe I even spent this much time ranting about it...

Pink Eliphant. .... Don't even need to comment on that one, speaks for itself.
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Old Oct 25, 2005 | 12:27 PM
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And I know I spelled Eliphant wrong (Elephant) that's how disturbed I was.
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