Clearing out resident biting insects.

Bomb metering device.

"Escape fog" option (classified, suggest clearance before application-use with care).

"Smuge badge" construction, rear fender.

Communication device: with diesel drivers of other brands.
----------"------------with tailgaters.

Erases perfume and masks lipstick stains (direct covering of pipe suggested for lipstick)

Duplicates phermone attracting strong, independent, smart women and causes "flight or fight" response in some men. (there was a study done somewhere...)

Undocumented reports of attracting Elk, Bear, Moose, Satquatch, Deer and other fur bearing animals.

Causes uncontrollable stereotyping of you by the drivers of Passats, BMW's, Benz's, and whatever else the "my toolbox is a credit card" crowd is driving.


Big Jimmy


Display smoke with care- anytime non-diesel drivers see smoke it does not help our position. The above post is meant to make us laugh- not as a primer on how to act. Keep our diesel trucks on the road- smoke with care!!

 

Also works for robberies-if they can't see you, they can't get your tag number.

I second the tailgater motion.

Helps show ricers the error of their ways, especially when ricer window is down.

It attenuates the volume of annoyingly loud music. Other motorist's music too loud? Apply smoke, watch window go up, thus reducing volume.

 

I third the tailgator use and second the ricer use. Some girls at school also think it's cool.

 

Send some of them down to Laredo

girls hate it here. But my main use for smoke? tailgater and ricer control, cell phone idiot control, and I perform a voluntary public service for covering bad breath, flagelance, and political BS with a good ol cloud of #2.....

Tx

 

Also handy for that 'Cedes driver that tried to pass me on the shoulder yesterday in slow traffic.
After I partially blocked his path, he made the mistake of rolling his window down
(I guess to yell at me or tell me I was Number 1) before driving on the grass to pass me anyway.
I'll bet he never makes THAT mistake again........

 

Gives the word "Facial" a whole new meaning...


I think we just created a new dieselspeak:

"...the guy at the stop light rolled down his window and spoke carelessly to my wife, so when it turned green I gave him a facial."

 

 

Painting those anoying Segway scooter riders.

http://www.segway.com/

One of my friends painted one last week. He just got his smarty and could not resist! I hope he posts under smoke stories!

-Dave

 

I use mine to say hello, smoke deserving people, and impress the ladies. A lot of the girls up here and back home love it. They especially dig the stacks.

 

You are one clever guy

 

I hate it when deisel owners go around and intentionaly make smoke, for what ever reason, be humorous or not. You are shooting us all in the foot and some day we'll all end up paying for it. The day is coming.

 

I just do it to make people mad, not much to do in this little town.

 

I agree with you on that.
The thread was meant to be funny, not a how to behave thread.

Considering that , I wish I had not posted it now.

I think smoking people out at the smallest percieved slight will only breed an unwillingness on their part to allow us (vote) to have diesel trucks. Or at least smoky ones.

Big Jimmy

 

SO many angry people in the world

 

I agree - a smokin' Diesel truck, 'specially a pick'emup truck, really ticks off the smog cops.

More to the point, tho, smoke makes more power when you don't let it out of the cylinders......................