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Old 06-16-2008, 12:34 AM
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More funny picts please!!!!!!!
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Originally Posted by abc4yew
Yep, 75mpg stupid on a 3 cylinder diesel....stupid is taking a 8k truck 30mins to get the mail and groceries. Those things are go cart nimble..nascar design roll structure...my nephew's a cop and one got t-boned by a drunk bonehead in a 1 ton...no serious injuries and the car didn't roll...the bags all inflated and it bounced...wasn't even written off.
You don't use a pipe wrench to work on your engine....it's all about the right tool for the job. For parking in the city....you can drive into parallel parking spots. The headlights are 3 times as effective as our pieces of crap...I'd drive in one before I wrote it off as a joke... KS
The diesel won't be an option in the U.S.
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I dunno about that. I have a video on my computer (I'll see if I can find a link to it online) that shows one crashing into a jersey barrier at around 70ish. British TV prog. Totally collapses the front end, but still able to open the doors. Not sayin' that they would be happy hitting the 54,000 lbs, just that they might not be as scathed as you think.
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But members here might want this model
Old 06-16-2008, 07:28 AM
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Originally Posted by lobes1985
first off i could never fit in one, second i drive a 54,000 lb truck for a living, if I ever hit that thing there would be nothing left of it so I dont care how safe you say they are ill take my truck any day. Also if I want to take my 8k lb truck to 30 mins to get groceries thats my choice and this is America so i can.
You hit a pickup with a 54k lbs. truck, and there won't be much left of it. Smart cars are very safe as to what you'd expect.

We have the diesel ones in Canada, and its very rare that Canada gets something that the US doesn't. I'd expect to see a diesel Smart car there.
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Originally Posted by schamran
Anyone got any funny pics? Found a few myself. Thought someone should make a compilation, incase someone hasn't already.

What's really funny is it looks like the Smart car helps with the aerodynamics between the truck and trailer.
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i bet this thing is not fun to park.


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Funny CTD Pictures-17242.jpg


Powerjoke sled puller!!
Old 06-16-2008, 11:16 AM
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This isn't a CTD but I'm guessing they wish it was with those stacks.
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Originally Posted by MegaMagoo3500
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Powerjoke sled puller!!
Actually that truck is a CTD. Saw it on comp diesel I believe.
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Oh really I was not aware of that.
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Originally Posted by abc4yew
Yep, 75mpg stupid on a 3 cylinder diesel....stupid is taking a 8k truck 30mins to get the mail and groceries. Those things are go cart nimble..nascar design roll structure...my nephew's a cop and one got t-boned by a drunk bonehead in a 1 ton...no serious injuries and the car didn't roll...the bags all inflated and it bounced...wasn't even written off.
You don't use a pipe wrench to work on your engine....it's all about the right tool for the job. For parking in the city....you can drive into parallel parking spots. The headlights are 3 times as effective as our pieces of crap...I'd drive in one before I wrote it off as a joke... KS
Problem is, we only get the 33 city /41 highway gasoline version at this time. And the magazines are reporting 32mpg overall.

Wish I still had my '95 Civic HX...that was a much larger car that was rated at 39/45 (old EPA test protocol).

Once they start selling the diesel Smarts here they'll make a lot more sense.
A hyper-mini vehicle like this only makes sense if it also gets hyper-mpg.
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I saw one of those smart cars with a GSX-R 1000 motor in it. Man, talk about some serious burnouts at 11,000 rpm...
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I still wouldnt be caught dead in one, same with the prius. Those cars just arent for me, if you want to get one then more power to you, but ill stick with my truck.
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I'd like one to go WITH my truck. Drive it into the back, drive my truck to the city, unload the car to tool around the city in, and then drive the truck home. I would NOT drive one of those things on a freeway in any city in the world! But for driving around town- you betcha- in a heartbeat!!
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Originally Posted by klx650a2
I saw one of those smart cars with a GSX-R 1000 motor in it. Man, talk about some serious burnouts at 11,000 rpm...

Search that video on YouTube, its great!!!


As for the stock smarts, I saw two just the other day when I drove to Raleigh and back. One was broke down.


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