Smoked the punk
Ridin' down a double lane road in town with the wife today. From nowhere comes this guy in a Mustang convertible and cuts right in front of me so he can make a turn. Waves his finger that I'm "number 1" as I hit my horn. I don't usually get too excited about stuff like that, but for some reason...
Anyhoo, I got in the left lane and started going past him. Got a bit in front and let the turbo spool down. Switched my Quad to 100hp and hit it. A respectable belch of the black stuff blew right in. Thought my wife was going to pee herself from laughing so hard.
I know I'll get flamed big-time by folks about this little episode
, but I'm sure there's many that have done the exact same thing.
This is probably posted in the wrong place too
Anyhoo, I got in the left lane and started going past him. Got a bit in front and let the turbo spool down. Switched my Quad to 100hp and hit it. A respectable belch of the black stuff blew right in. Thought my wife was going to pee herself from laughing so hard.
I know I'll get flamed big-time by folks about this little episode
, but I'm sure there's many that have done the exact same thing.
This is probably posted in the wrong place too
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Right on! Sometimes jerks like that totally push my button too. Man I hate that.
If it wasn't for the good natured and mature drivers there would be a total war going on out there on the highway.
John
If it wasn't for the good natured and mature drivers there would be a total war going on out there on the highway. John
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phil you should be banned for that.....they were hot!
ok they didnt cry....but it made the story sound better! lol
Ive done that to some ricers around here who think there little civics and eclipes's are king edited by admin I filled there car with smoke when we were at a stop light, all I could see was waving hands trying to clear the smoke!!!
Last edited by Totallyrad; Jul 1, 2007 at 03:15 PM. Reason: Profanity S/L
I did that opne day to a little car dont know what kind but we were on the way to college when ;they started riding my butt like crazy for no reason....\soooooooooo i just let the turbo lag and then laid into her and watched the smoke make about a 90* bend into their sun roof and I pulled away watching them clear the smoke from their passenger compartment. it was great to see their whole car filled with smoke from a bigger faster SMOKEY DIESEL
I did the same thing to some clown riding my butt in his Camaro....It was night time, and needless to say, his headlights disappeared in a nice cloud of smoke, and he backed WAY off! I think he learned his lesson!!
I did this with my 2000 with 6 speed, let the turbo spool down, 4th gear, and mashed the pedal. Man I miss my 6 speed!
I did this with my 2000 with 6 speed, let the turbo spool down, 4th gear, and mashed the pedal. Man I miss my 6 speed!
I was towing my boat up to the lake with my 2001 PSD, which smoked like a freight train when I bogged the motor.
Some guy in a ricer was cutting in and out of cars with no respect for the safety of others. He finally got stuck on a grade in the slow lane behind a line of slower moving cars, and I saw my chance, popped out in the fast and held tight to the car in front of me. I lined the exhaust up to his rolled down window, flipped it to 100 hp setting, and bogged the motor down as I was climbing the grade. I told my 2 buddies riding with me to watch his window, and I ROMPPED on it. edited by admin as the lowered ricer window, and my 8" lifted exhaust were perfectly matched up. The ricer finally caught up to us down the road, and passed us flashing his gang signs. We just pointed and had another laugh.
It was an immature thing to do, but man was it funny.
Some guy in a ricer was cutting in and out of cars with no respect for the safety of others. He finally got stuck on a grade in the slow lane behind a line of slower moving cars, and I saw my chance, popped out in the fast and held tight to the car in front of me. I lined the exhaust up to his rolled down window, flipped it to 100 hp setting, and bogged the motor down as I was climbing the grade. I told my 2 buddies riding with me to watch his window, and I ROMPPED on it. edited by admin as the lowered ricer window, and my 8" lifted exhaust were perfectly matched up. The ricer finally caught up to us down the road, and passed us flashing his gang signs. We just pointed and had another laugh.
It was an immature thing to do, but man was it funny.
Last edited by Totallyrad; Jul 1, 2007 at 03:04 PM. Reason: Profanity
i did it to a guy in an old mustang that was staging up at a red light. light turned green and dusted him. his passenger window was up and i could see the smoke hit it and roll back into his face. ha ha
My favorite story is about a ricer that did that to me...he passed me and then cut me off just because he thought he was being cool, then I guess he forgot to shift and blew the little engine in his ricer about 50ft in front of me....there was smoke pouring out of his exhaust and engine compartment.. Ahh sweet victory...


