So I am trying to cross some busy road with no traffic signal..the only way to get across 97% of the time is to go to the center lane(suicide lane) so I go out into the center lane and merge to the far right lane(this is on a 2 lane road) I speed up and past some old guy in a truck and then I started to pass some Honda Accord...I just happen to look over and some lady in the passenger seat is flapping her lips and giving me the salute
I looked at my wife and said "what did I do???"

I was really surprised so surprised that I did not even have time to salute back......so I calmly got in front of them shifted from 4th to 6th gear and started to get my LUG ON!!!!!....I just kept lugging along and burying them in smoke for about a mile. when I say smoke I mean so much I could just barely see their daytime running lights and could not see ANY car in any of the lanes behind me..then it was time for me to turn so I got back in the center lane and turned......they (husband and wife) made sure to salute me again when they went by.....I just gave them a BIG

 

I about fell out of my chair laughing. Had a simular instance here. The guys had their windows down and i hammered on it to get into traffic. They were bobbing and weaving and trying frantically to roll up the windows! I started laughing so hard my stomach hurt.

 

Injectors 1200, clutch 1200, turbo 2000, programmer 600, cp3 1300, the look on the yuppies face when you smoke them out, PRICELESS. Jay

 

i got a guy driving a benz with the sunroof and windows open wearing a suit that was driving like a complete **** orphus and lucky for me i was doing about 55 and the TC was locked in overdrive. lets just say he couldnt get the windows up fast enough! hahaha

 

a buddy of mine here in town has stacks and we like looking for the anti war protesters! will be gettin video of the next group we fog out. has a bit of meaning sence he is active gaurd (F-16 crew chief) and I am a vet. giggle for hours

 

If only vid cam was handy. LOL

 

that is freakin funny. I LOVE THE BLACK SMOKE IT IS BETTER THAN THE FINGER

 

Mark, We needs videos. Next time have the camera so the wife can shoot some pics. When I come thru that area this winter, we might have to get the trucks side by side and fog a road or 2 with some videos!!

 

the fun end of the smoke....

 

x2 on that. it makes ppl mad I know that

 

No it is RICHARD CRANIUM!!

whats up otero. we need to find a good ol anti war protest to fog em out

 

I was turning right out on a main road and this guy in a Powerstroke was turning left (stopped by a light). I inched forward to see around him and he kept inching forward to block my view on purpose. I could tell it was on purpose because every time he did it he started laughing. Anyway, I looked through his windows (both down by the way) and saw it was clear and took off, pedal to the floor. I look in my passenger mirror and could see smoke go in one window and out the driver's side. I almost had to pull over I was laughing so hard.

 

I'm still trying to perfect my smoke bomb timing, but I'm getting better at it......... Just ask the kids who thought they were bad by walking in the middle of the street looking right at me. I slowed down, and when I went around, nailed it and POOOFFF, you couldn't see them anymore!!!

 

That's one of the things I miss about having a manual. Lug the motor and watch some idiot disappear.

 

Alright total newb question here, but you guys are all pretty nice from what I can tell so maybe I'll get a straight answer. I've never driven a diesel truck so how do you make the exhaust smoke out black?? Just punching it will do??