Well, I think "G-unit" is some kind of hiphop/rap slang, but I don't know what it means...

 

Actually, a group. You may have heard of 50 cent? The term is sort for Gorilla

A wholesome, family type music

 

Sure, everybody knows 50 cent - I've even got a '68 silver half-dollar my uncle gave me...

We don't have any of that gorilla-type music in our family - our wholesomeness forbids it.

 

Most of Texas forbids it.

 

I'd love to but I know someone would tear me a new one via TDR. I'm suprised none of these gurus have a subscription.

 

Secret or what? Are you not allowed to speak of TDR happenings outside of TDR? Just hit the high points for us.

The first rule of Fight Club is:

 

Guru's? I have a TDR subscription...

Here's a picture of a REAL tranny!! (and its no tinker toy)

 

Yeah, really - isn't that like a Masonic thing?

 

But it looks so icky!

RUST

Beer cans don't rust...

 

Yeah you dont have to worry about rust with that aluminum case and PLASTIC GEARS!!

 

You puttin anti-sieze on them bolts as you put that back in? Might as well, it'll be coming out again soon, right?

 

Thats my spare.... Never know when I'll snap a shaft sledpullin

 

Oh yeah well for your information smarty those are biodegradeable plastic gears so we don't use up the landfills - that's a looming crisis you know - and besides your nice truck is tearing big nasty ruts into Mother Earth every time you sledpull (not to mention metallic contamination of that Dirt with all those pieces that keep falling out of your rig whenever you shoot all those humongous black clouds of #2 right up into the ozone layer which just so happens to be melting the ice caps and that's a pretty big impending crisis too, ya know)!!!

 

P.S. Oh yeah and our dual-mess clutches use recycled paper linings so there you, you... you SLEDPULLER!

p.p.s. sorry for the personal attack...

 

"REAL RUST" What could have been so hard to prime and paint the housing?