JKM

Thought you guys might get a kick out of this.

This is long but really good.
> >
> >
> >
> > When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just
> need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know,
take it out on someone you don't know.
> >
> >
> > I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd
> > forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered,
> saying "Hello."

I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robin Carter?"
> >
> >
> > Suddenly the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't
believe
> > that anyone could be so rude.
> >
> > I tracked down Robin's correct number and called her. I had
> > transposed the last two digits of her phone number. After hanging up
with
> > her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
> >
> > When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an
> > Idiot!" and hung up.
> >
> > I wrote his number down with the word 'Idiot' next to it,
> > and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying
bills or ! had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an
Idiot!" It
> > always cheered me up.
> >
> > When Caller ID came to our area, I thought my therapeutic
> > 'Idiot' calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and
said, "Hi,
> > this is John Smith
> > from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're
> > familiar with our Caller ID Program?" He yelled "NO!" and slammed down
the phone.
> >
> > I quickly called him back and said, "That's because you're
an
> > Idiot!"
> >
> > One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a
> > parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the
spot I had patiently waited for.

I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot. The idiot
ignored me.
> >
> > I noticed a "For Sale" sign in his car window, so I wrote
down
> > his number.
> >
> > A couple of days later, right after calling the first
Idiot
> > ( I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the
BMW
> > Idiot, too.
> >
> > I said, "Is this the man with t he black BMW for sale?"
> >
> > "Yes, it is."
> >
> > "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
> >
> > "Yes, I live at 1802 West 34th Street. It's a yellow house,
> > and the car's parked right out in front."
> >
> > "What's your name?" I asked.
> >
> > "My name is Don Hansen," he said.
> >
> > "When's a good time to catch you, Don?"
> >
> > "I'm home every evening after five."
> >
> > "Listen,Don, can I tell you something?"
> >
> > "Yes?"
> >
> > "Don, you're an Idiot." Then I hung up, and added his
> number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two
Idiots to call.
> >
> > But after several months of calling them, it wasn't as
enjoyable as it used to be. So, I came up with an idea. I called Idiot #1.
> >
> > "Hello."
> >
> > "You're an Idiot!" (But I didn't hang up.)
> >
> > "Are you still there?" he asked.
> >
> > "Yeah," I said.
> >
> > "Stop calling me," he screamed.
> >
> > "Make me," I said.
> >
> > "Who are you?" he asked.
> >
> > "My name is Don Hansen."
> > !
> > "Yeah? Where do you live?"
> >
> > "I live at 1802 West 34th Street, a yellow house,
> > with my black Beamer parked in front."
> >
> > He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had
better
> > start saying your prayers."
> >
> > I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, Idiot."
> >
> > Then I called Idiot #2. "Hello?" he said.
> >
> > "Hello, Idiot," I said.
> >
> > He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
> >
> > "You'll what?" I said.
> >
> > "I'll kick you're tail," he exclaimed.
> >
> > I answered, "Well, Idiot, here's your chance. I'm coming
> > over right now."
> >
> > Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying
that
> > I lived at 1802 West 34th Street, and that I was on my way over there to
kill my gay l-ver.
> >
> >
> > Then I called Channel 13 News about the gang war going down
> on West 34th Street.
> >
> > I quickly got into my car and headed over to 34th street.

> > There I saw two Idiots beating the cr-p out of each other
in front of sixsquad cars, a polic helicopter and a news crew.
> >
NOW I feel much better. Anger management really works

BigBlue

THAT'S GREAT!!!

Tiny

What a way to spice up your day. I will remember this.