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Old Aug 30, 2005 | 10:22 PM
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Is This To Much Power???????

ok here is the scenario.......after installing the new jammer nozzle stage 5's today i go out to the local pool hall to shoot some pool......pulled up to a 05 Mustang GT Convertable that was revving his engine for the HOT *** GIRL in his passenger seat.......when i relized i revved mine aswell and he gave me a nasty grin.........well we kept going back and forth and before the light changed i pressed the brakes in and built up about 10 PSI not enough to brake the tires and when the light turned green we both punched it and this is the amazing experience that came to me.........drop the brake WOT...........tires start balling for a few feet then i let off tell it catchs then i WOT it again........tranny shifts to second causing the tires to start balling and fish tail a little this time.......i freaked out at this moment and counter steer to not hit the mustang since we were pretty much next to each other.........shift into 3rd and i straigtened her out and just pulled on him hard "while i was pulling away i see the head lights of his car only in the VERY VERY large cloud of black smoke......we get to the next light I stopped and then after a few seconds he stops at the light......i roll the window down to here these words from the HOT *** GIRL as she flicks me offfffff......"THANKS ALOT ***** YOUR TRUCK GOT SMOKE ON ME AND GOT ME DIRTY!!!!!!!!!" while the driver trys to keep her from standing in the car........

WHAT DID I DO IS SOMETHING IM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
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Old Aug 30, 2005 | 10:30 PM
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SWEET!!!!! Silly FERD boy, Mustangs are for girls!!
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Old Aug 30, 2005 | 10:54 PM
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What a beautiful story. The only way it could have been better, is if it was a ricer.

I have made engulfing deserving morons in smoke and unburned #2 fuel oil an art form.... Pick the correct gear, smash the go pedal, drag the brakes to keep the RPMs down and the turbo from lighting. Done properly, they will stink of #2 oil the rest of the day until they remove their clothes and shower..... The next morning when they get in their car, it still smells like #2...... Only moron yuppie or muslim scum deserves this though, so please dont think I am a loose cannon... I think I have said this once before on here, but if not, here is the way to calculate whether an individual deserves the full fury of soot and unburned fuel:

1.) It is a foreign car
2.) They are tailgating you
3.) They are on the cell phone
4.) They are messing with you, implying that your pickup truck is slow
5.) They are muslim


As long as you have 3 out of 5, or in any case #5, the full fury of maximum soot is justified.


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Old Aug 30, 2005 | 11:02 PM
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You better watch what you say. I don't know how well the mods tolerate singling out races (although I'm not gonna object).
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Old Aug 30, 2005 | 11:02 PM
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Originally posted by 600 Megawatts
What a beautiful story. The only way it could have been better, is if it was a ricer.

I have made engulfing deserving morons in smoke and unburned #2 fuel oil an art form.... Pick the correct gear, smash the go pedal, drag the brakes to keep the RPMs down and the turbo from lighting. Done properly, they will stink of #2 oil the rest of the day until they remove their clothes and shower..... The next morning when they get in their car, it still smells like #2...... Only moron yuppie or muslim scum deserves this though, so please dont think I am a loose cannon... I think I have said this once before on here, but if not, here is the way to calculate whether an individual deserves the full fury of soot and unburned fuel:

1.) It is a foreign car
2.) They are tailgating you
3.) They are on the cell phone
4.) They are messing with you, implying that your pickup truck is slow
5.) They are muslim


As long as you have 3 out of 5, or in any case #5, the full fury of maximum soot is justified.

wow.....interesting comment here... had to stop laughing my *** off on it when i read it...


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Old Aug 30, 2005 | 11:14 PM
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Originally posted by 600 Megawatts
What a beautiful story. The only way it could have been better, is if it was a ricer.

I have made engulfing deserving morons in smoke and unburned #2 fuel oil an art form.... Pick the correct gear, smash the go pedal, drag the brakes to keep the RPMs down and the turbo from lighting. Done properly, they will stink of #2 oil the rest of the day until they remove their clothes and shower..... The next morning when they get in their car, it still smells like #2...... Only moron yuppie or muslim scum deserves this though, so please dont think I am a loose cannon... I think I have said this once before on here, but if not, here is the way to calculate whether an individual deserves the full fury of soot and unburned fuel:

1.) It is a foreign car
2.) They are tailgating you
3.) They are on the cell phone
4.) They are messing with you, implying that your pickup truck is slow
5.) They are muslim


As long as you have 3 out of 5, or in any case #5, the full fury of maximum soot is justified.


KP
I am sorry, but you are only showing your ignorance of others. Not all practitioners of the Muslim faith are wacked out extremists. Like not all Christians are snake handlers, are responsible for the deaths of innocent women and children near Waco, or any other extreme sect of any religion. Singling out an entire religion based on the senseless murder of innocent civilians by a very few wackos only exasperates the problem. I am not a Muslim, but I do know some. The ones I know and I sincerely hope, the vast majority of Muslims do not condone brutal, senseless acts of violence on persons that have beliefs other than their own. You may be exercising your right to free speech, but freedom of religion is in the constitution too. God Bless America!
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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 06:11 AM
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Did you know about the story of the rock and the tree which is taught to all muslims at a young age? Learn about it and let me know what you still think about that 'religion'.


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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 07:10 AM
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Looks like they started it, thus deserved it!
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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 07:54 AM
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Re: Is This To Much Power???????

Originally posted by storx
WHAT DID I DO IS SOMETHING IM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT [/B]
Shoulda told her it was her man's fault for messing with the wrong diesel
Ya- you smoked him =P
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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 07:55 AM
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You aren't a very thoughtful pearson.

Originally posted by 600 Megawatts
What a beautiful story. The only way it could have been better, is if it was a ricer.

I have made engulfing deserving morons in smoke and unburned #2 fuel oil an art form.... Pick the correct gear, smash the go pedal, drag the brakes to keep the RPMs down and the turbo from lighting. Done properly, they will stink of #2 oil the rest of the day until they remove their clothes and shower..... The next morning when they get in their car, it still smells like #2...... Only moron yuppie or muslim scum deserves this though, so please dont think I am a loose cannon... I think I have said this once before on here, but if not, here is the way to calculate whether an individual deserves the full fury of soot and unburned fuel:

1.) It is a foreign car
2.) They are tailgating you
3.) They are on the cell phone
4.) They are messing with you, implying that your pickup truck is slow
5.) They are muslim


As long as you have 3 out of 5, or in any case #5, the full fury of maximum soot is justified.


KP
First of all our Trucks are Foreign made,probably built in Mexico,with a Cummins engine made in Brazil with parts from all over the world,Dodge is owned by Diamler Benz our trucks couldn't be more FOREIGN you should think about getting rid of it.Please don't use your trucks to harm others.It isn't good for our sport.Its really dangerous to other drivers.If authorites get wind of these shinanigans you could ruin it for all of us.That couple didn't do anything to deserve that treatment.Please guys think a little.
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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 08:12 AM
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Shame on you. Here is some poor shmuck trying to impress his date and you go and dump on him. WAY TO GO!!!!!!
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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 08:48 AM
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Keep Huffin' and Puffin' but you won't blow my fire out!!!
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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 09:10 AM
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Originally posted by Tiny
SWEET!!!!! Silly FERD boy, Mustangs are for girls!!
He must have been driving her car.
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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 09:29 AM
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Lemme see

you made the hott girl stand up, get outta her seat, and u got a better look at her features.. seems to me u did nothing wrong he he he he he he... She got mad and talked to ya, deep down you know she wants to talk to ya better, U treat em like dirt, and theyll stick to ya like mud..

Seems to me it was a win win situation for you...

Tx
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Old Aug 31, 2005 | 09:34 AM
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Re: Is This To Much Power???????

Originally posted by storx
......i roll the window down to here these words from the HOT *** GIRL as she flicks me offfffff......"THANKS ALOT ***** YOUR TRUCK GOT SMOKE ON ME AND GOT ME DIRTY!!!!!!!!!" while the driver trys to keep her from standing in the car........

WHAT DID I DO IS SOMETHING IM STILL TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
The comeback lines are endless
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