LMAO.

I'll shower, put on some Stetson cologne.............only if I get to see the pppppeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrtttttttttyyyyyyy tootsies!

 

human= When you enter the room- I can smell soap, dryer sheets, shaving cream, aftershave, head and shoulders shampoo, old spice deodorant, peppermint toothpaste, leather saddle soap, and dry cleaning. not in the shopping cart, either...just you and your clothes on.

what i don't want to know by smell: your foot fungus, five minutes PAST the bathroom streaks, that you brushed your tongue with a cat, that you used a pencil to scratch your scalp all day, that you either were a point guard against Charles Barkley in a basketball game or the pretty secretary was near you for two minutes today judging by your underarms, lint in your plumber's crack that qualifies for social security...


GEICO is the only man that can get away with the above.....
just cause we love him in the breakroom thread.....

no tv show on tonight so what did the gal do? cleaned and organized....
sigh.....

 

I'm absolutely shocked at the level of blind male chauvinistic jingoism displayed by these XY chromosome specimens....

PMSing FemiNazis are converging on you this very night - be afraid!

 

other than an excersice in burning bandwidth,is this thread actually going anywhere??????

 

Heck yeah, not only do we have a janitor/maid for the break room, we now have an established barteender and a barmaid.... what are we gonna decide to go with on tap? Gotta look into a humidore too... I have a bamboo flyrod for the wall and can frame a few flies, maybe somebody can put up some antlers?

 

You mean after it finishes circling the drain?

 

I'm all about some Budweiser, I can get **ahem** discount top shelf liquor, and I have a hook up on some Cubans....

 

yeah.... wheres that plunger.............

 

cin is the bartender and I believe Justwanna is volunteering to be our cocktail waitress.

 

yeah, unhuh, sure.....when you guys make demands and give orders-the world is all fine and dandy...LOL


never volunteered other than to settle you guys back into private obedience, just like you are at home.... cocktail waitress, heheh I DO that for free at parties here (that way i can take their keys)....good times with friends though.

xlr8-- you MUST be single dude....or never been in a dorm, locker room, sports bar, prison (hope not)... wow, look at all the phrases you have learned about women..what does that say about your reputation?

wow, every one must believe my avatar....

 

Even me wanna?

 

so you agree to be our cocktail waitress? That's great! just wait until you see the outfit JD and I picked out for you.

 

Ya i have some ideas floating through my head right now.

 

i have noticed miss wanna does not have any photos of herself in her gallery, so i am having trouble forming a mental image, and that would really help me with my shopping for the waitress outfit.

 

No can do...that stuff gives me a rash...especially under the armpits.

Now, I must get back to work giving out bad reputation points.