You Failed
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16 comments you never want to hear comming from a LEO.
If you do, chances are that You Failed.
16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just
went through."
15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch after you wear them a while."
14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."
8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
poop."
6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."
5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
4 "How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
2 "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." < BR>
AND THE WINNER IS....
1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
don't. Sign here."
If you do, chances are that You Failed.
16 "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just
went through."
15 "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll
stretch after you wear them a while."
14 "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the
speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."
11 "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can
write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?"
10 "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."
8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go
to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey
poop."
6 "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster
oven."
5 "In God we trust, all others we run through NCIC."
4 "How big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
3 "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're
allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
2 "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of
yours. So you know someone who can post your bail." < BR>
AND THE WINNER IS....
1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we
don't. Sign here."
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Oh That one got me.....
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From: granite falls washington
thats not england if it was england you'd see the front of the road signs (leftlane) not the backs
