OK,,,, How about,,,,, <br> *G. Hoss's idea of getting that &quot;Sports car ride and performance&quot; out of a F-150! ;D

 

How about:
&quot;I bet I can double park without sticking out in the traffic lane. Hold my beer.&quot;

DeWain

 

Hoss thinking to himself:<br>&quot;yep, that's high enough fellows, I can get the spare down from there&quot;. <br><br>&quot;HMM, may as well change rear end oil while I'm at it&quot;.<br><br>&quot;I've heard of wheel chocks before but this is ridiculous&quot;.<br><br>&quot;told you I would stop that Chevy somehow&quot;.

 

Ill tell ya what,, that is a bad day no matter what you are driving!! <br><br>Hoss should really invest in some bigger bumpers for the rear of that furd! Either that of maybe you should honestly consider taking a course on hazardous driving. (seeing as how you drive a ford and they have a tendensy to cause accidents due to blocking the roadway because they are broke down ) ;D ;D<br><br>Actually I would really like to know the story behind this one! This looks like another moron on the road that should be locked up behind the fellas in white coats!! People just dont think!! People just dont pull their head out long enough to realize there are other people on the road <br><br>Keith

 

[quote author=GONZO link=board=10;threadid=6269;start=15#58193 date=1035774980]<br>&quot;Put yer seat belt on and hold my beer, I have always wanted to do this&quot; <br>[/quote]<br><br>Good one.

 

[quote author=dieseldude4x4 link=board=10;threadid=6269;start=15#58154 date=1035773010]<br>Hoss thinking to himself...<br>[/quote]<br><br>Which is really where the problem started in the first place. <br><br>&quot;Java and the guys on DTR are really gonna love this one! Here, hold my beeeeer.&quot;

 

Nother good on CR.

 

Is that Lukes Yugo under there????

 

BTW, where has Hoss been today? Did he not pay his monthly user fee again Jack?

 

[quote author=cr1998 link=board=10;threadid=6269;start=15#58521 date=1035845495]<br>BTW, where has Hoss been today? Did he not pay his monthly user fee again Jack? <br>[/quote]<br><br>I don't know but I'd have to say you finally did it!<br><br>Either Hoss is on a great vacation or he's trying to figure out how to get his truck off that car <br><br><br>Thumper<br><br>

 

[quote author=SFtopSGT link=board=10;threadid=6269;start=0#57768 date=1035640730]<br>Famous last words from a redneck; &quot;Here hold my beer and watch this!&quot; <br>[/quote]<br><br>Hey. I got relatives that say that. I can't wait for Hoss to see this one. ROTFLMFAO!!!

 

Picture Gonzo sitting in the passenger seat,,,,,, :<br>&quot;Hoss,,, I told ya that's not the way they did it on The Dukes Of Hazard!!......... <br><br>&quot;Say,,,,, was that Haulin in Dixie's trailer we just jumped?? <br>&quot;HERE,,,,, Take your beer back,,,,,,,,,,, I'm catching a ride with him&quot;<br><br>

 

[quote author=RATTLINRAM link=board=10;threadid=6269;start=15#59320 date=1035995212]<br>Picture Gonzo sitting in the passenger seat,,,,,, :<br>&quot;Hoss,,, I told ya that's not the way they did it on The Dukes Of Hazard!!......... <br><br>&quot;Say,,,,, was that Haulin in Dixie's trailer we just jumped?? <br>&quot;HERE,,,,, Take your beer back,,,,,,,,,,, I'm catching a ride with him&quot;<br><br> <br>[/quote]<br><br> LMFAO!!!!!!

 

Isn't that what happens to all Texans when they see snow???