This is the song so far:

What happened to ole Hoss?
DTR is at a loss
Who thought he was boss
He left for a while
And it made us smile
Sometimes he acts the child
Which causes no more smiles
We miss that smile
Would walk a country mile
To see a Yugo under his Ford
Some have and some will
No one knows where to find him
And maybe he choked on a Slim Jim
He's an Aggie from Texas
He knows what the facts is
Gonna have a little Hoss soon

Gee it makes less sense after it is all together
Jack, get the locks out, this one is hopeless ;D

 

Yep, I would delete this thread and pretend it never existed! <br><br>Tony

 

Guess a song about Hoss was not meant to be. Wonder why? ??? Guess maybe you have to have something worth singing about to write a song. Now a joke is a different story. <br><br>CR

 

I think it makes perfect sense! ???

 

It was doomed from the begining. See rules #1,3 &amp; 5

 

 

[quote author=turboblue link=board=10;threadid=6418;start=30#59402 date=1036004569]<br>This is the song so far:<br><br>What happened to ole Hoss?<br>DTR is at a loss<br>Who thought he was boss<br>He left for a while<br>And it made us smile<br>Sometimes he acts the child<br>Which causes no more smiles<br>We miss that smile<br>Would walk a country mile<br>To see a Yugo under his Ford<br>Some have and some will<br>No one knows where to find him<br>And maybe he choked on a Slim Jim<br>He's an Aggie from Texas<br>He knows what the facts is<br>Gonna have a little Hoss soon<br><br>Gee it makes less sense after it is all together <br>Jack, get the locks out, this one is hopeless ;D<br>[/quote]<br><br>This is pathetic. :

 

So much for having it done before he got back. :

 

I see the lyrics, lets hear the melody! ;D

 

When his Pick-up Truck blew up, his dog ran away looking for an owner with a CTD.<br><br>Twang, Twang.....

 

Hey let's put it down on 16 tracks and send it to nashville so they can burn it ;D and I do mean BURN it

 

A day without Hoss is like,<br><br>well, [glow=blue, 2, 300]COOL[/glow] 8) ;D