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Old Jan 14, 2010 | 12:26 PM
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Originally Posted by wyododge
We could just chain it to Chaikwa, he's already got a broom. Who knows could be a match made in heaven!!!

Hmm, Hairy Hippopotamus Offspring?
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Old Jan 14, 2010 | 01:04 PM
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Originally Posted by cincydiesel
Sounds good unless we're using Lary's "Cat PoopBQ"
People keep asking for my recipe for my secret sauce
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Old Jan 14, 2010 | 01:19 PM
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Can I have the skull when your done....
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Old Jan 14, 2010 | 06:22 PM
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Just call Scotty, tell him it taste like Buffalo.
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Old Jan 14, 2010 | 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ramlovingvet
Fabricate a bigger rotisserie for the old webber!
Thats what I say ...I bet there got to be a ton of bacon on that sucka
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Old Jan 14, 2010 | 06:41 PM
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Don't know if you can make bacon from hippo meat.
Some trivia: Generally speaking, hippo meat is illegal, but is often sold in the African markets. The skin of the hippo can be up to 2 inches thick and can be boiled for soup. The skin is also made into whips.
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Old Jan 14, 2010 | 07:54 PM
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MMMM HIPPO HAM BONE SOUP....
Gonna need a bigger George Foreman Grill for this one.

Hippo Dippo sauce...or Tops' special one he made.

mmmmmmm Hippo Pot Oh Mush yum

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Old Jan 14, 2010 | 08:40 PM
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From: Dakotas
Originally Posted by rich
head and heel it with some good horses
I was thinking more of a Belgian and a tow rope
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Old Jan 14, 2010 | 10:49 PM
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Oh...and a hunk of hide....always wanted a Sjambok
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Old Jan 15, 2010 | 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Mexstan
Don't know if you can make bacon from hippo meat.
Some trivia: Generally speaking, hippo meat is illegal, but is often sold in the African markets. The skin of the hippo can be up to 2 inches thick and can be boiled for soup. The skin is also made into whips.
Now that's what you call being thick skinned.

Originally Posted by Scotty
MMMM HIPPO HAM BONE SOUP....
Gonna need a bigger George Foreman Grill for this one.

Hippo Dippo sauce...or Tops' special one he made.

mmmmmmm Hippo Pot Oh Mush yum

Hippo Pot o' Mush - LOL, love it.
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Old Jan 15, 2010 | 09:32 PM
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i am thinking hippo seats.
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Old Jan 15, 2010 | 11:36 PM
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I would definitely kick it. If it started to chase me I would cut a quick left or right and run circles around it till it fell over.

This reminds me.

When I was living in Hawaii many years ago, a elephant went on a rampage and tore through the circus tent. Went crazy and started running over anything in it's path. Locals were shooting it w/ little guns but it kept on trucking. I think they finally pumped it with enough lead after it killed a few people.
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Old Jan 16, 2010 | 12:27 AM
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Yeah, have fun. I believe they get a couple hundred people a year, read on....

On the National Geographic Channel television program, "Dangerous Encounters with Brady Barr", Dr. Brady Barr measured the bite pressure of an adult female hippo at 1,821 lb (826 kg); Barr also attempted to measure the bite pressure of an adult male hippo, but had to abandon the attempt due to the male's aggressiveness.[27]

Hippos measure 3.3 to 5.2 meters (11 to 17 ft) long, including a tail of about 56 centimeters (22 in) in length and average about 1.5 meters (5 ft) tall at the shoulder.[28][29] The range of hippopotamus sizes overlaps with the range of the White Rhinoceros; use of different metrics makes it unclear which is the largest land animal after elephants. Even though they are bulky animals, hippopotamuses can run faster than a human on land. Estimates of their running speed vary from 30 km/h (18 mph) to 40 km/h (25 mph), or even 50 km/h (30 mph). The hippo can maintain these higher speeds for only a few hundred meters.
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Old Jan 16, 2010 | 09:40 AM
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I heard somewhere they were one of the number one killers in Africa.

You see, they have a short burst of straight line speed. It could never throw all that weight around and catch me running in a circle. It's much like our trucks, they are only good for the straight shots.
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Old Jan 16, 2010 | 10:41 AM
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Originally Posted by ofcmarc
Is it anything like why they named the town "Chicken".
Yeh - - cause those crazee Alaskans can't pronounce Ptarmigan. Really, that place is a hoot, but there is gold in dat der stream - -yes there is. Have some here in Florida to prove it.

Bob
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