Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they<br>learned about the history of Valentines Day. &quot;Since Valentines Day is for a<br>Christian saint and we're Jewish,&quot; she asks, &quot; will God get mad at me for<br>giving someone a valentine?&quot;<br> Melissa's father thinks a bit, and then says, &quot; No, I don't think God would<br>get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?&quot;<br> &quot;Osama Bin Laden,&quot; she says.<br> &quot;Why Osama Bin Laden?&quot; her father asks.<br> &quot;Well,&quot; she says, &quot;I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could<br>have enough love to give Osama a valentine, he might start to think that maybe<br>we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit.<br> And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to Osama, he'd love<br>everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place telling everyone<br>how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore.&quot;<br> Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found<br>pride. &quot;Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I have ever heard.&quot;<br> &quot;I know,&quot; Melissa says, &quot; and once that gets him out in the open, the<br>Marines could blow the excrement out of him.&quot;<br>

 

Where do you find this stuff Dave.......... <br>I always know that a post from you will be a MAJOR .

 

That's great!

 

Dave, are you not taking your medications again?

 

Yeah, I'm taking my meds, but I got a new mix .