This thread might not be allowed.... But do your wives/girlfriends have that one...
Hey now, Lord Vader, I straight up told my wife that her friend was a hottie! 
But during the winter storm this past Saturday, I went with my wife to pick her up and bring her over my house, since the roads were terrible and she had no way of leaving.
Then my buddy and I left and went out on his sled...
Thr worst was getting the call around midnight to bring her home, in my truck, solo - my wife trusts me, and I wouldn't ever do anything like that, but I brought my buddy just in case.

But during the winter storm this past Saturday, I went with my wife to pick her up and bring her over my house, since the roads were terrible and she had no way of leaving.
Then my buddy and I left and went out on his sled...
Thr worst was getting the call around midnight to bring her home, in my truck, solo - my wife trusts me, and I wouldn't ever do anything like that, but I brought my buddy just in case.
However If there is one thing you will learn about women in your lifetime, it is the fact that they forget NOTHING you ever say

Sometimes it is the better part of valor not to reveal your inner most thoughts because it can come back to haunt you 25 years from now

You and I might appreciate brutal honesty in a discussion, but she is wired a little different and something like that can fester a long time and bother her deeply.
You will likely never know it until it blindsides you out of no where in another conversation completely unrelated but probably about something else you did wrong

Trust me on this one Grasshopper
I commend you for your honesty, nothing better in a relationship if you hope for it to succeed
However If there is one thing you will learn about women in your lifetime, it is the fact that they forget NOTHING you ever say
Sometimes it is the better part of valor not to reveal your inner most thoughts because it can come back to haunt you 25 years from now
You and I might appreciate brutal honesty in a discussion, but she is wired a little different and something like that can fester a long time and bother her deeply.
You will likely never know it until it blindsides you out of no where in another conversation completely unrelated but probably about something else you did wrong
Trust me on this one Grasshopper
However If there is one thing you will learn about women in your lifetime, it is the fact that they forget NOTHING you ever say

Sometimes it is the better part of valor not to reveal your inner most thoughts because it can come back to haunt you 25 years from now

You and I might appreciate brutal honesty in a discussion, but she is wired a little different and something like that can fester a long time and bother her deeply.
You will likely never know it until it blindsides you out of no where in another conversation completely unrelated but probably about something else you did wrong

Trust me on this one Grasshopper

He is not lying........... They never forget the wrong you have said or done!!!!
Dog gone it. Just wait, you will hear about it one day and you will think, That's been over 8 years ago!!!!!!
Dog gone it. Just wait, you will hear about it one day and you will think, That's been over 8 years ago!!!!!!
I commend you for your honesty, nothing better in a relationship if you hope for it to succeed
However If there is one thing you will learn about women in your lifetime, it is the fact that they forget NOTHING you ever say
Sometimes it is the better part of valor not to reveal your inner most thoughts because it can come back to haunt you 25 years from now
You and I might appreciate brutal honesty in a discussion, but she is wired a little different and something like that can fester a long time and bother her deeply.
You will likely never know it until it blindsides you out of no where in another conversation completely unrelated but probably about something else you did wrong
Trust me on this one Grasshopper
However If there is one thing you will learn about women in your lifetime, it is the fact that they forget NOTHING you ever say

Sometimes it is the better part of valor not to reveal your inner most thoughts because it can come back to haunt you 25 years from now

You and I might appreciate brutal honesty in a discussion, but she is wired a little different and something like that can fester a long time and bother her deeply.
You will likely never know it until it blindsides you out of no where in another conversation completely unrelated but probably about something else you did wrong

Trust me on this one Grasshopper

Like Rodney Carrington says, women have that Roladex, and when you edit them off that baby starts spinning to any memory of thier liking. My wife and I have had the talk SEVERAL time about how women are just wired differant.
Simply OPENING this thread is enough to get a married man in trouble...and now I've gone and done the REALLY stupid thing by posting in it (meaning I can no longer deny that I opened it or gave thought to the idea that my wife might have a pretty friend).
Seriously though, my wife is the most beautiful woman on the planet.
Seriously though, my wife is the most beautiful woman on the planet.
Simply OPENING this thread is enough to get a married man in trouble...and now I've gone and done the REALLY stupid thing by posting in it (meaning I can no longer deny that I opened it or gave thought to the idea that my wife might have a pretty friend).
Seriously though, my wife is the most beautiful woman on the planet.
Seriously though, my wife is the most beautiful woman on the planet.


Love ya Babe
We just don't understand them as well because of it. They think we are all wacko as well.....and looking around at the bunch posting in this thread, they may be right
i always tell my old lady. I dont have ESP!!! STOP ASSUMING that I know what your thinking or wanting!!!! I'm a GUY! If it's not about beer trucks or money I don't understand!!!!
I couldn't agree more with Top. When the things you said or did twenty some odd years ago come back to bite you in the backside ... all you can do is scratch your head and wonder what the heck just happened 
. Trust me on that one .... sheesh !!
Memory like an elephant .... temper like a rabid pit bull !!
Wouldn't trade her for the world though !!
Cheers,
PISTOL

. Trust me on that one .... sheesh !!Memory like an elephant .... temper like a rabid pit bull !!
Wouldn't trade her for the world though !!

Cheers,
PISTOL
My buddy had this problem and he was thinking of messin around with the other girl so i said how would you feal if it were her messin around on you he was dumb enuff to say oh thats difrent coulda punched him. it goes back to the good book do unto others. If you wouldnt want her doing it you shouldnt do it. Most of you boys seem to be pretty honest with your wifes thats awsome need more people like that these days


