Texan Information for Noobies
10-14-2003, 07:23 PM
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Re:Texan Information for Noobies
O.k....since I mooooved from Texas to Spokane, WA (1 yr. ago) I have noticed a few things..........
1. When I say yall' EVERYBODY looks at me funny.
2. They ain't got no Texmex here.
3. Ain't got a clue how to BBQ.
4. Don't know what "fixin-to" means.
5. Don't know what "yee-own-to" means.
6. Ain't never hear of Lone Star beer...they got all them funky "micro brews" up here.
7. Allot of em' drive them "sissy trucks"......ain't good fer nuthin' but maybe haulin' a sack of groceries!
And my #1 peeve.....the dawg gone fishin' rules!!!....on this lake, on this day, fish for this only, with this type of hook!!!!!!!
COME ON MAN.....in Texas, you throw everything in the truck, beer included and GO FISHUN'!!!!!!!!!!
1. When I say yall' EVERYBODY looks at me funny.
2. They ain't got no Texmex here.
3. Ain't got a clue how to BBQ.
4. Don't know what "fixin-to" means.
5. Don't know what "yee-own-to" means.
6. Ain't never hear of Lone Star beer...they got all them funky "micro brews" up here.
7. Allot of em' drive them "sissy trucks"......ain't good fer nuthin' but maybe haulin' a sack of groceries!
And my #1 peeve.....the dawg gone fishin' rules!!!....on this lake, on this day, fish for this only, with this type of hook!!!!!!!
COME ON MAN.....in Texas, you throw everything in the truck, beer included and GO FISHUN'!!!!!!!!!!
10-14-2003, 09:19 PM
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All ya'll are nuts. Oh and all ya'll is plural! yuhunttoo is do you want too! Your girl will always have a spare tin in her purse, just in case you rund' out.(tin is dip,snuff,baccie or tobacco). A half rack can mean different things depending on how many you have had so far. Every one say's maam and sir, even when talking to yankees! You can be in the Mountains, the Desert, a River, a Lake, the Beach or the Pines. It takes a day to drive across the state and sometimes more. They will never finish I-10 in Houston. Some people still think a palm pilot is your hand and a pen. Oh by the way, DFW is teo different places(GEEZE look at the map people!). I could but wont go on and DITTO to the if your not from here, you wouldn't understand. P.S we are the only state that can fly its flag at the same height as the American Flag. Gotta Love the State of Texas and if not leave!
10-14-2003, 11:11 PM
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[quote author=slighfoxs3500 link=board=10;threadid=20921;start=15#msg196931 date=1066184374]
All ya'll are nuts. Oh and all ya'll is plural! yuhunttoo is do you want too! Your girl will always have a spare tin in her purse, just in case you rund' out.(tin is dip,snuff,baccie or tobacco). They will never finish I-10 in Houston. P.S we are the only state that can fly its flag at the same height as the American Flag. Gotta Love the State of Texas and if not leave!
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AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D I've said it once and I'll say it again, GOD I LOVE THIS STATE!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
All ya'll are nuts. Oh and all ya'll is plural! yuhunttoo is do you want too! Your girl will always have a spare tin in her purse, just in case you rund' out.(tin is dip,snuff,baccie or tobacco). They will never finish I-10 in Houston. P.S we are the only state that can fly its flag at the same height as the American Flag. Gotta Love the State of Texas and if not leave!
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AMEN BROTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D I've said it once and I'll say it again, GOD I LOVE THIS STATE!!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D
10-15-2003, 11:01 AM
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Hey Redleg you belong to Quantrill's raiders (Confederate Guerrillas James -Younger Gang) Oh BTW Them thar Armidiller's are Texas Speedbumps and also known as Texas Turkey's 
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10-15-2003, 05:15 PM
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Yea can't pass any of them critters up that are sleeping on the road. Put'em in my toad sack carry them home and get Ma to cook'em up with some rice don't you know. 
10-15-2003, 05:24 PM
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Alittle poached carp and some crawfish fritters. Maybe a coon stew and some nutri pies! Gotta love the variety!
10-15-2003, 06:28 PM
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A REAL Redneck Knows:
The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
What general direction cattywumpus and over yonder are.
That "gimme sugar" doesn't mean pass the sugar.
When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.
The difference between Yankees and dern Yankees.
How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.
Knows what, "Well I Swann !!" means.
Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits.
A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
Real gravy don't come from the store.
The War of Northern Aggression was over states rights, not slavery.
When "by and by" is.
The difference between "pert' near" and "a right fur piece."
How to open up a can of whup-butt.
Knows that "Bless yore heart" means "Just how stupid are you, anyway?"
That only sissies drive anything but a beat up old pick up truck for
huntin' and fishin'.
The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.
Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.
What general direction cattywumpus and over yonder are.
That "gimme sugar" doesn't mean pass the sugar.
When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.
The difference between Yankees and dern Yankees.
How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.
Knows what, "Well I Swann !!" means.
Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits.
A good dog is worth its weight in gold.
Real gravy don't come from the store.
The War of Northern Aggression was over states rights, not slavery.
When "by and by" is.
The difference between "pert' near" and "a right fur piece."
How to open up a can of whup-butt.
Knows that "Bless yore heart" means "Just how stupid are you, anyway?"
That only sissies drive anything but a beat up old pick up truck for
huntin' and fishin'.
10-16-2003, 08:15 AM
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10-16-2003, 11:35 AM
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Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas is planning to do its own, entitled "Survivor-Texas Style."
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay. I love the Dixie Chicks...I'm a vegetarian...I voted for Al Gore...George Strait Sucks...Hillary in 2004!...and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive wins.
GONZO is one of our first contestants and will be looking for some driving buddies! Hey HOSS this might be a good one for you and the AGGIE clan to get in on!
The contestants will start in Dallas, travel to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, on to El Paso, then to Midland, Odessa, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there, they'll proceed to Abilene, Ft. Worth, and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper stickers that read: "I'm gay. I love the Dixie Chicks...I'm a vegetarian...I voted for Al Gore...George Strait Sucks...Hillary in 2004!...and I'm here to confiscate your guns!"
The first one that makes it back to Dallas alive wins.
GONZO is one of our first contestants and will be looking for some driving buddies! Hey HOSS this might be a good one for you and the AGGIE clan to get in on!