Three guys were in a sauna naked and all the sudden there was a beeping sound. The first guy touched his arm and the beeping sound stopped. He said " My pager. I had a chip put in so I won't loose it." Then there was a ringing sound. The second guy put his hand to his ear. " My cell phone. I had a chip put in." The third guy wasn't real techno-savy but didn't want to be out done. He went into the bathroom and came out with a piece of toilet paper stuck to his behind. The other guys looked at him and made a comment about it. He looked and said " Well, I'll be- I'm getting a fax!!"

 

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