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A senior tax return

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Old 12-20-2014, 08:51 AM
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A senior tax return

This would be much funnier if it wasn't so true.


I just received an audit on my tax return for 2013 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"



I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants,



3 million crack heads,
42 million unemployed people on food stamps,
2 million people in over 243 prisons,
Half of Mexico, and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."
Plus 1 useless President.




Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO the Hell DID I MISS?
Old 12-20-2014, 11:09 AM
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Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.
I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO the Hell DID I MISS?
Useless Vice Prez Biden & many of the Secret Service agents..........
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