Rich beyond my wildest dreams!
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From: Houston
You guys laugh. My, no-so-bright, sister in law sent one of these bums 5 grand over the course of a couple of months. She never got anything back, so beware. She was so convinced that she had hit the jackpot, she bought 4 cars and ran up $90 grand in credit card charges. All this without having a job or any other means of support. Wonder why we are in the tank right now!!!!! Some counselor convinced her she was a nut, found an attorney for her and now she gets SSI every month. Doesn't have to pay a dime of her debts according to the attorney and no one can touch her SSI money. Guess us working stiffs get to pay her bills. Pardon me while I puke.
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Oh man I love getting those e-mails. I stopped counting how much money I would have gotten once I hit the $100 billion mark. It didn't take long, and honestly I thought it would have taken much longer than it did.
Maybe this is where part of the $787 billion went .....
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Kris
Maybe this is where part of the $787 billion went .....
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Kris
I grad-u-ated frum Claudes skool of tpying....
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From: white trash junction
so how do i get to his house?
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From: Southern Illinois
They are called Nigerian 419 scams. Check out this story.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,.../cybersecurity
This next one is the best.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3887493.stm
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,.../cybersecurity
This next one is the best.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/3887493.stm
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From: Dixon, IL
I am SO lucky that Sgt John Owen chose me for this...I am sending all my info including my identity card as he requested 
"My Dear Friend,
I wish to use this opportunity to solicit for your good assistance in a business deal which will be of immense benefit to both us if you cooperate with me and be very honest with me.
First let me introduce my self. My name is Sgt. John Owen, I am an United Nation soldier with Israeli background, serving in the military with the 3rd infantry division under the United Nations peace keeping Force in Baghdad Iraq. I am with a very desperate need of your assistance urgently. As I speak now, I have the sum 25.5M (Twenty Five Million Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars) stocked in a trunk box in a security company in Iraq waiting to be shipped into your custody via diplomatic courier carriage system, provided you can guarantee the safety of the fund and assure me that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my assignment here. This is not a stolen money, and there is no danger involved, I can assure you it's 100% risk free.
SOURCE OF MONEY: few of my military colleagues and me exported millions of crude oil barrels illegally from Iraq as the fight was going on. We sized the little opportunity that came our ways to make millions of dollars for our selves. But because, we have no registered oil company coupled with the fact that we are serving soldiers in Iraq. We cannot deposit millions of dollar into bank without explaining where we got it from which may lead to investigation confiscation of the fund by the government, so we decided to package the money in a trunk box and deposited in a security company here in Iraq for safe keeping.
This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. Of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last week. The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a big problem for me, so with the help of a British contractor working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to package the money to a safer location in Security Company.
Until date, no body knows that the box contains a lot of money because I lied to the security company that the box contains only (FAMILY EFFECTS/TREASURE). You are the first person I am telling this because I need your assistance to take this box out of Iraq before they will discover that it contains a lot of money.
I decided to contact you because I know that you are in good business which is exactly where I want to invest the said fund after the deal is completed. I also know that with your vast experience, you are capable of handling the deal and as well. For your good assistance I am going to offer you 35% of the total sum of (US$15.2) as contain in the box after the deal, while the remaining 65% will be for me
If you're in agreement with me, then get back to me immediately and send me your full names, phone number, delivery address including you identity card so that we can progress immediately with deal.
One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to accept or reject this offer please.
Sincerely yours,
From Sgt. John Owen"
"My Dear Friend,
I wish to use this opportunity to solicit for your good assistance in a business deal which will be of immense benefit to both us if you cooperate with me and be very honest with me.
First let me introduce my self. My name is Sgt. John Owen, I am an United Nation soldier with Israeli background, serving in the military with the 3rd infantry division under the United Nations peace keeping Force in Baghdad Iraq. I am with a very desperate need of your assistance urgently. As I speak now, I have the sum 25.5M (Twenty Five Million Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars) stocked in a trunk box in a security company in Iraq waiting to be shipped into your custody via diplomatic courier carriage system, provided you can guarantee the safety of the fund and assure me that my share will be safe in your care until I complete my assignment here. This is not a stolen money, and there is no danger involved, I can assure you it's 100% risk free.
SOURCE OF MONEY: few of my military colleagues and me exported millions of crude oil barrels illegally from Iraq as the fight was going on. We sized the little opportunity that came our ways to make millions of dollars for our selves. But because, we have no registered oil company coupled with the fact that we are serving soldiers in Iraq. We cannot deposit millions of dollar into bank without explaining where we got it from which may lead to investigation confiscation of the fund by the government, so we decided to package the money in a trunk box and deposited in a security company here in Iraq for safe keeping.
This was quite an illegal thing to do, but I tell you what? No compensation can make up for the risk we have taken with our lives in this hell hole. Of which my brother in-law was killed by a road side bomb last week. The above figure was given to me as my share, and to conceal this kind of money became a big problem for me, so with the help of a British contractor working here and his office enjoy some immunity, I was able to package the money to a safer location in Security Company.
Until date, no body knows that the box contains a lot of money because I lied to the security company that the box contains only (FAMILY EFFECTS/TREASURE). You are the first person I am telling this because I need your assistance to take this box out of Iraq before they will discover that it contains a lot of money.
I decided to contact you because I know that you are in good business which is exactly where I want to invest the said fund after the deal is completed. I also know that with your vast experience, you are capable of handling the deal and as well. For your good assistance I am going to offer you 35% of the total sum of (US$15.2) as contain in the box after the deal, while the remaining 65% will be for me
If you're in agreement with me, then get back to me immediately and send me your full names, phone number, delivery address including you identity card so that we can progress immediately with deal.
One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter with anybody, should you have reasons to accept or reject this offer please.
Sincerely yours,
From Sgt. John Owen"
The 15mil is actually the 65% (65% of 25m is around 16mil) part of his share.
Like a typical Jew, trying to give you less than your share. Offer to take the 20 million because of the lawyer fees and he can't spend it till he gets out of the war.
I was banned per my own request for speaking the name Pelosi
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hey, here we go, finally somebody took action.......... LOL
Attn: Sir/Madam,
In respect of the recent meeting between the United Nations (UN) and the United States Government to restore the dignity and economy of the Nations in alliance with the African Union (AU).
Base on the Agreement with the World Bank Assistance to help and make the world a better place for all with the sole aim of abolishing poverty. We have been having meeting for the passed seven (7) months that ended two (2) days ago with the Secretary General of the United Nations, Ban-Ki moon.
This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any parts of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate each victim with the sum of 250,000.00 US Dollars (Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars), and it includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their respective contract/inheritance funds, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to various Government policies, etc.
Consequent to this resolution, we have carefully compiled the list of the affected victims and your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of Economic and Financial Crime Commission observers and this is why you are receiving this memo.
This meeting was first held on the 8th of April 2003. You can view this page for your perusal:
http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2003/ik344.doc.htm
On a unanimous decision with the African Union, the United States government and the United Nations, the cbn was chosen as the approved paying bank for the release of funds to the respective beneficiaries and all affected victims are hereby advice to contact the Director of Foreign Operations Department for the release of their respective funds via Cheque/ International Bank Draft valued at Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars Only (250,000.00 US DOLLARS).
It will interest you to know that this payment was approved via an International Bank Draft in order to forestall diversion or delay of payments that usually associated with government foreign payments. The Bank Draft shall be dispatch to your doorstep via our accredited International Courier Service and you can clear it from any bank of your choice.
Here is the contact information of the approved paying bank:-
NAME: CBN
EMAIL: info@cbn-ng.com
TEL: +2348063424646
CONTACT PERSON: DESMOND KUKU (MR.)
Note; beneficiaries are advised to contact the Cbn with their full name(s), mailing address (not box number)and telephone number for the dispatch of the Bank Draft.
Sincerely,
Bingu wa Mutharika (Mr.)
Chairman, African Union (AU)
http://www.african-union.org
african-union@w.cn
Attn: Sir/Madam,
In respect of the recent meeting between the United Nations (UN) and the United States Government to restore the dignity and economy of the Nations in alliance with the African Union (AU).
Base on the Agreement with the World Bank Assistance to help and make the world a better place for all with the sole aim of abolishing poverty. We have been having meeting for the passed seven (7) months that ended two (2) days ago with the Secretary General of the United Nations, Ban-Ki moon.
This email is to all the people that have been scammed in any parts of the world, the UNITED NATIONS have agreed to compensate each victim with the sum of 250,000.00 US Dollars (Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars), and it includes every foreign contractors that may have not received their respective contract/inheritance funds, and people that have had an unfinished transaction or international businesses that failed due to various Government policies, etc.
Consequent to this resolution, we have carefully compiled the list of the affected victims and your name and email was in the list submitted by our Monitoring Team of Economic and Financial Crime Commission observers and this is why you are receiving this memo.
This meeting was first held on the 8th of April 2003. You can view this page for your perusal:
http://www.un.org/News/Press/docs/2003/ik344.doc.htm
On a unanimous decision with the African Union, the United States government and the United Nations, the cbn was chosen as the approved paying bank for the release of funds to the respective beneficiaries and all affected victims are hereby advice to contact the Director of Foreign Operations Department for the release of their respective funds via Cheque/ International Bank Draft valued at Two Hundred and Fifty Thousand United States Dollars Only (250,000.00 US DOLLARS).
It will interest you to know that this payment was approved via an International Bank Draft in order to forestall diversion or delay of payments that usually associated with government foreign payments. The Bank Draft shall be dispatch to your doorstep via our accredited International Courier Service and you can clear it from any bank of your choice.
Here is the contact information of the approved paying bank:-
NAME: CBN
EMAIL: info@cbn-ng.com
TEL: +2348063424646
CONTACT PERSON: DESMOND KUKU (MR.)
Note; beneficiaries are advised to contact the Cbn with their full name(s), mailing address (not box number)and telephone number for the dispatch of the Bank Draft.
Sincerely,
Bingu wa Mutharika (Mr.)
Chairman, African Union (AU)
http://www.african-union.org
african-union@w.cn
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From: Kenai Alaska
Rats. I didnt get one of those
. However, I am supposed to be getting some money from Nigeria in the near future.
. However, I am supposed to be getting some money from Nigeria in the near future.
