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A A R P
A group of Arizona senior citizens were sitting around talking about <br>their ailments. "My arms are so weak I can hardly <br>hold this cup of coffee," said one. <br><br>"Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad, I can't even see <br>my coffee," replied another. <br><br>"I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck," <br>said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement. <br><br>"My blood pressure pills make me dizzy," claimed another. <br><br>"I guess that's the price we pay for getting old," winced an <br>old man as he shook his head. <br><br>Then there was a short moment of silence ... <br>"Well, it's not that bad," said one woman cheerfully. <br>"Thank God we can all still drive. <br>


