Presidential lift kit?
That car ain't ridin' low because the armor it's ridin' low because all of the cheeseburgers the female one has been cramming down her neck hole.
obama thinks he's ridin' dirty. Came to a stop all the sudden like. Why they didn't get the female to get out and push is beyond me. Heck, just getting her out would have been good enough for the clearance anyhow.
obama thinks he's ridin' dirty. Came to a stop all the sudden like. Why they didn't get the female to get out and push is beyond me. Heck, just getting her out would have been good enough for the clearance anyhow.
I wish I was as fine, as those who work the pipeline!
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Forwarded it to Colo_River_Ram, I think he will know more about it. I do know that a lot of the gas out here is running north, but there is a large gas plant that is being expanded up here. It is on the US side, kinda by Tioga.
Back to our regularly scheduled program...
From David Letterman's top 10 list last night on Obama's thoughts the moment the limo high centered:
Top Ten Thoughts Going Through Barack Obama's Mind at this Moment
10."There goes my Avis deposit"
9."I think we hit a Leprechaun"
8."Crap, the telemprompter's in that car"
7."How much does AAA charge to pick up a guy in Ireland?"
6."Remember when Trump thought he could be president?"
5."I wonder if Gingrich has a revolving line of credit at Sears Auto Center?"
4."Lucky there aren't any television cameras around to catch this"
3."It's always the day after your warranty expires, am I right?"
2."Where are the Navy seals when you need them?"
1."O'Crap!"
10."There goes my Avis deposit"
9."I think we hit a Leprechaun"
8."Crap, the telemprompter's in that car"
7."How much does AAA charge to pick up a guy in Ireland?"
6."Remember when Trump thought he could be president?"
5."I wonder if Gingrich has a revolving line of credit at Sears Auto Center?"
4."Lucky there aren't any television cameras around to catch this"
3."It's always the day after your warranty expires, am I right?"
2."Where are the Navy seals when you need them?"
1."O'Crap!"
I wish I was as fine, as those who work the pipeline!
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Sorry couldn't resist...
They did look to be a bit lethargic in their reaction. Probably thinking, boy were gonna get it even worse for this then when she plugged up the toilet...
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There is no G. There is no G. Repeat after me, THERE IS NO G!
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Hey, I lobbed that one so slow I might as have put it on a T-ball stand. Good hit batter!

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