Origin of "Push" Rod's name
#1
Registered User
Thread Starter
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Bellingham Washington
Posts: 286
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Origin of "Push" Rod's name
Finally, after a long research into the origin of his name, I found it. No matter how much Rod denies it, I'll bet Scotty will agree with me.<br><br>A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. "Not a chance," says the husband," it is three o'clock in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.<br><br>"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers."<br><br>Did you help him?" she asks.<br><br>"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"<br><br>Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"<br><br>The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"<br><br>"Yes," comes back the answer.<br><br>"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.<br><br>"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.<br><br>"Where are you?" asks the husband.<br><br>"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk.<br><br>
Thread
Thread Starter
Forum
Replies
Last Post