Tiger Woods to take 'indefinite' leave from golf

""Tiger Woods said Friday he is taking an indefinite leave from golf to try to save his marriage""

Hows that song go....

You didn't pay but two dollars to bring the little girl home
Now you're about to pay two thousand to leave her alone
You see another woman out there and you want to make a change
She ain't gonna want you 'cause you won't have a **** thing

That's why it's cheaper to keep her (Everybody Sing along with me)
It's cheaper to keep her (it's cheaper to keep her)
By the time you get through lookin' that judge in the face
You're gonna want to cuss the whole human race

That's why it's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
It's cheaper to keep her (It's cheaper to keep her)
(It's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper, it's cheaper)
(It's cheaper to keep her)

 

Got this in an email this morning. I'm calling it Tiger scat, seemed appropriate.



This is a picture of an event during Sunday’s game during a timeout at the Texans/Jaguars game.

I think it is self explanatory.

 

^^^^^
Now that's funny