Let's talk about stupid
09-06-2011, 09:38 PM
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It looks to be leaning away from the store. Yeah, wind can still push it back, but, I got faith there is an over paid guy who studied road and commodes in college nearby that has determined its safe.
This does remind me on a trip some buddies and I took to Tulsa back in college. We stopped at hooters for a beer or three before the drive home. There was a crash across the street and the front door was locked, one of the waitresses motioned us around to the side door. She said someone had hit a gas meter so they locked the front door in case it blew up... Im sure that 1/2 acre of plate glass would have stopped the explosion, but a door that OPENED OUTWARDS wouldn't have...
This does remind me on a trip some buddies and I took to Tulsa back in college. We stopped at hooters for a beer or three before the drive home. There was a crash across the street and the front door was locked, one of the waitresses motioned us around to the side door. She said someone had hit a gas meter so they locked the front door in case it blew up... Im sure that 1/2 acre of plate glass would have stopped the explosion, but a door that OPENED OUTWARDS wouldn't have...
09-06-2011, 10:52 PM
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One of my golfing partners always says after I hit the ball, "ya know you can fix a slice ya just cant fix stupid" sad to say Im beginning to believe him.
09-07-2011, 10:41 AM
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Love the Awful house. I get only chicken and eggs over medium or a five minute waffle. Never been left down on those two choices.
As for the sign, I have been in the nuclear industry for 30 years and can not hardly even look at that fancy crane work and I lift 132 ton nuclear reactor heads all the time. Guess that shows the power of a dollar.
As for the sign, I have been in the nuclear industry for 30 years and can not hardly even look at that fancy crane work and I lift 132 ton nuclear reactor heads all the time. Guess that shows the power of a dollar.
09-07-2011, 12:25 PM
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09-07-2011, 12:27 PM
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09-07-2011, 01:59 PM
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09-07-2011, 02:40 PM
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Just be prepared if you miss. I'm still pretty spry for an old fat guy.I've moved enough ordinance in my day. . . Oh that's right, your out house if full of foaminated mercury. They didn't have C4 when you were a youngin. LOL
As long as he wasn't operating the crane at WH.
Top's a ***** Cat. How stupid opf me to provoke him.
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09-09-2011, 09:06 AM
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Morning
09-09-2011, 10:17 AM
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There is no G. There is no G. Repeat after me, THERE IS NO G!
Oh ha ha....
Sorry, but no. We used to use the door to the rest rooms as a drunk test. We'd sit by the door and see how many folks would walk into the door because they were too busy not looking at us to notice the sign on the door said pull, not push. Faceplant!
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Sorry, but no. We used to use the door to the rest rooms as a drunk test. We'd sit by the door and see how many folks would walk into the door because they were too busy not looking at us to notice the sign on the door said pull, not push. Faceplant!
Morning
That's just mean, and funny.
Well, you gotta admit, an inebriated machine operator usually concentrates harder to focus on the task at hand and isn't afraid to make the gutsy calls.