Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect<br>courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course,<br>perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving<br>their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the<br>side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to<br>help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to<br>disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded<br>Santa and his toys into their vehicle.<br><br><br>&gt;Soon they were driving along delivering the toys. unfortunately, driving<br>conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple; and Santa Claus had an<br>accident. Only one of them survived the accident.<br>&gt;<br>&gt;Question: Who was the survivor?<br>&gt;<br>&gt;Scroll down for the answer. Trust me, it's worth it)<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br>&gt ;<br><br><br>&gt;<br>&gt;Answer:<br>&gt;<br>&gt;Th e perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the<br>&gt;first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br>&gt;**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.<br>&gt;**** Men keep scrolling.<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br>&gt;<br><br> &gt;So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.<br>&gt;<br>&gt;By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this<br>illustrates another point: Women never listen.<br><br>

 

 

I can't wait to show my wife this one. <br><br>After she does, I may be :'(.