A great big ole wheel weight (or two ) off a truck --place it on the inside of the rim . one on top on the right front , one on the bottom on the right rear .
Can you say thumpedy bump !!!! We used to do this to our favorite patrolmen whilst they were scoffing donuts !!! and then call the dispatcher --who was in on it, for an emergency responce.

 

unbolt the pipe before the muffler. that will get em.

cut the lock off the car cover and put on a different one. when they go to open it it wont work

 

Ok now understand I NEVER done any of this stuff
BUT when I was on the SO here, we would get realy realy bored at nights....
get a tire and wheel that will fit on your buddys car at the local junkyard, have teh tire removed, pour in about a pound of wet concrete, must remount on wheel before it sets. Inflate and stand on edge till concrete sets. swap with a REAR tire of your buddys car when he aint lookin....

Go to the local sporting goods store and get a bottle of Deer Scent or Skunk scent. place a few drops in the air vent at the top oif the hood. ( realy effective but can ruin the car)

get some window/door caulk( clear is best) when you know the car will be parked for a few hours, caulk the doors shut.

Crawl under, remove driveshafts, hold for ransom.....

Buy a roll of clear cling-wrap, shrink wrap from a local warehouse works GREAT.
wrap entire car in several layers( requires a helper) then spray paint car with cheap florisent paint.

Go to local hobby shop and but a few bottels of Tempra paint powder( the stuff they use in kindergartens. Repaint car. ( this stuff will ussaully wash off with a power sprayer without permanently staining car)

have fun....

 

put a sardine under each hub cap...in the heat it will be ripe in hours..if you do 1 hub cap they can locate it quick..but all the small is everywhere

 

drive by lunchmeating... buy a pack of cheap, old lunchmeat [your choice] and have a drive by with it being the weapon of choice...

spray some cooking nonstick spray in the exhaust pipe, then some mono spray foam in there. acts like the potato, but seals better... if you want to be real mean, skip the nonstick spray part

if you can get into the car, remove the ign. fuse so the engine will crank, but not start

 

You guys are brutal... I hope I never get on any of your bad sides! I really liked the concrete in the tire idea tho... priceless!

Crimedog, since you mentioned potentially using roadkill, I thought I might tell you about the time some sick friends and I skewered a dead coon with a buddy's antenna from his Jeep (I bet you can guess where we inserted it), then put it back on the Jeep, standing proud off the fender like some kind of demented morbid flag. If you don't have a sturdy antenna to work with, you can just slap the departed critter on the windshield and put the wiper on top to hold it in place. Or if you're after lasting results, and have a fresh enough kill, find a way to stick that sucker up under the cab, or under the hood... some good heat and a few days and they'll be brewing up a good stink.

The only other thing I can think of would be to grab some tarps, call up 'ol Hoss, have him come and help you pour some concrete bedliners in those trucks (putting the tarps down first to protect the truckbeds of course). I'd imagine he could also do a trunkliner for that car.

Have fun!

 

Okay, got 'er figured out. The car gets the potato chips on it, one truck is going to get roadkill tied underneath it, another is going to get his truck put in the paper for $3500 (93 Chev 1/2 ton new tranny ) and the other one (he didn't have toooo much to do with it, but he was still in on it though) he is going to get that window chalk on his vehicle with obsene gestures and some inside stuff. It all goes down next week, I'll have a camera ready Nuthin too mean, but enough for me to be satisfied.

 

wire a horn to the brake lights

 

Find a new parking space fer your truck 'cuz you know they'll be lookin' fer paybacks.

 

This is great.

 

If you want to get real crappy, get a baloon or two and fill them up with water while on a towel and tie the ends shut. Very gently roll the baloons full of water onto the seat off of the towel. There is no way he can move them without breaking the baloon.
Not that I have done this to anyone or anything.

 

zip ties on the driveline, really makes you think the first time it happens to ya

 

As kids we wired a whole dead fish to the top of a guys muffler and after about 3 days The guy had the whole interior out of his car looking for it and still couldnt find it. Man it was bad, it tolk a long time to go away

 

How about a good ole fashoned DUMP on the hood .

 

Put a pooped baby diaper under the seat .