How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?


1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

 

That's no lie either!

 

What about bombing the light bulb???

 

And Hoss to remind us that Ford Owns Cummins.

 

Now THAT is one funny post.....and so very true.

Shovelhead....Ford DOES own Cummins.

 

That's funny stuff and so true!

So,,,,,,,, do I move it to Accessories now?

 

Too funny and very true. (I guess this puts me in one of those lines somewhere)

Berner, As I looked at your sig I noticed that it said: tabbed, no cat.

Does this mean at one time there was a tabby cat?

 

forgot to add...It must have snowed a bunch up there last night. I can tell everytime it does as the posts from up north triple!

 

Snow???.no snow.....but it is well below -50 with the windchill....

 

It was a filthy old rust colored bunged up cat.

 

How many watts is that light bulb? We can't help you if you don't fill out you sig. properly.

 

That ain't nothin. You should try to do something in a nuclear plant. It takes twice that many just to consider the remote possibility of even considering the concept of attempting to begin planning to do a job. WHen it comes to actualy doing the job, well, Jack don't have enough computer space for me to list all of the people involved.

And you guys all wonder why I'm ?

 

Now that is funny! And so true!!

MikeyB

 

If you want more information about lightbulbs (or lamps) you can go here:

http://www.lightbulbresource/screwinginhowmany

 

You misspelled *ACTUALLY*. Should be two L's.

And....you should have said "Jack doesn't" instead of "Jack don't".