This was started on another site I frequent, and came out pretty interesting. This is all for fun, be creative, but remember to keep it clean. How bad is your truck? Each post must start with "My truck is so bad that,..." and use your imagination from there. Since I am starting this post, I will go first.

My truck is so bad that after the hurricane season we had here in Florida last year, I sold my chain saw AND stump grinder. Why have them to take up space in the garage, when my truck can do the job of both, even better. Those pine trees came out, roots and all, as if they had been moved there but not replanted . Oh, and the big oak, well it took 4 tow straps, they just couldn't handle the raw power from my truck. Then the 5/8 chain was brought out, and bingo, no more oak tree . In fact, I have started my own business specializing in 'whole tree and root removal'. The name of the company is Cummins Tree Service. Now if I could only get an even better grip with the rear tires, I won't be faced with the choice of either snatching the big-huge tree, or trading in my American dollars for Chinese yens in about 10 minutes.

 

 

Don't be such a wet blanket Hoss

 

Ain't Hoss from Texas, where everything is bigger and better?

Figured he would have a good one or two to chime in with.........

 

For Hoss:

My Bedliner is SO BAD, I need Airbags and leveling springs just to drive my rig empty.

 

 

Come on guys, it's all for fun.

 

My truck is so bad,

it can do a 7 second quarter mile...

(Can being the key word... Remember, anything is possible with money...)

 

Well, going from the title of the thread:

My truck is sooo big,

it won't fit in the garage.



phox

 

How about....My truck is so big we moved our house with it! (Don't tell anyone we are fulltimers )

 

I gotta try this!

My Truck is soooo BIG that,

When 18 wheelers here me comin, they move out of my way in FEAR, that something BIGGER & BADDER is comin.

 

My truck


too big to park in little car spaces.. happens too often at school all the time...

TxDiesel007

 

MY truck is so big,,, that People think I must have a REAL SMALL...........ah...........EGO!

 

Hey Doodah, how does all that soot get out of 2 inch stacks...

 

I can get my dually in the angle parking at Sonic but I have to be extra careful backing out. These stupid HS kids in their little PT cruisers like to slide up behind me and are hard to see. Good thing some of them have those loud exhausts, sometimes I can hear them. My back bumper is a piece of 6" steel channel so the damage will be all theirs.

I took out their trash can once because I forgot about the wide rear end. Also hit the fence here in the yard backing out but the bumper caught it.

Edwin