A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John
Kerry fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids
raise their hands except one boy. The teacher asks Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says; "I'm not a John Kerry fan."
The teacher says; "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Johnny says; "I'm a George Bush fan."
The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan. The boy says; "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so that makes me a George Bush fan!"
The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she asks; "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an
idiot, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."

 

Nobody in AK likes him either! This election coming up is looking like the Al Gore/GWB election...one is a moron, the other is brilliant.

 

before reading all the way to the end I guessed that Johny was going to reply that 'that's why they are GWB fans'