Good Joke "Lets meet at the river!"

Got Smoke? · 2003-05-07 03:54:58

Fire & BrimstoneA preacher was completing a temperance sermon -- with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." Then, with even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." Then, finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: 'Shall We Gather at the River'."

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May 6, 2003 | 10:54 PM

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Good Joke "Lets meet at the river!"

Fire & Brimstone A preacher was completing a temperance sermon -- with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." Then, with even greater emphasis, he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." Then, finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: 'Shall We Gather at the River'."