There are some advantages to getting old, like:<br><br>- In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.<br>- Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.<br>- Things you buy now won't wear out.<br>- Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.<br><br>Now if you don't think you're getting old, ask yourself:<br><br>- Do you sing along with the elevator music?<br>- Do people who call at 9 p.m. ask, &quot;Did I wake you?&quot;<br>- Did you get cable for The Weather Channel?<br>- Did you have a party and the neighbors didn't even realize it?<br>- Are your ears more hairy than your head?<br>- Is your idea of a night out going and sitting on the patio?<br>- Do your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot?<br>- Does an &quot;all-nighter&quot; mean not getting up in the night to go to the bathroom?<br><br>See Top there is Some good being as OLD as you!!

 

How about:
The moment you realize your wearing the same kind of underware as your new born grandkid?

 

Yeah I hangout on a Diesel web site instead of something for my Chevelle. My car stereo is tuned to public radio, haven't touched a CD in months, and I own a Camry. Jeez my hip hurts tonight. <br><br>

 

<br><br><br> <br><br><br>Rich

 

I watch &quot;The History Channel&quot; just to catch up on the stuff I missed during my PARTY'IN years!

 

[quote author=RATTLINRAM link=board=10;threadid=8530;start=0#82651 date=1040375639]<br>I watch &quot;The History Channel&quot; just to catch up on the stuff I missed during my PARTY'IN years! <br>[/quote]<br> I can relate to this! having grown up in San Francisco in the late 60's 8)<br><br>DUCK! there go's another one of those green flying pigs again