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Dr. Evil --- SHHHHHH!!!!!
That is the idea my brothers and I have been joking about for 25 years - the faster the exhaust goes out the brighter the lights will glow due to the miniature generator being turned by a fan blade inside the exhaust.
But this is supersecret inventor stuff that the current administration wants to keep under wraps due to the effect it would have on oil consumption by the ricers revving their engines to get the lights to glow brighter.
As Bruce Willis said in "Armageddon" - You guys must have a key to the patent office!
That is the idea my brothers and I have been joking about for 25 years - the faster the exhaust goes out the brighter the lights will glow due to the miniature generator being turned by a fan blade inside the exhaust.
But this is supersecret inventor stuff that the current administration wants to keep under wraps due to the effect it would have on oil consumption by the ricers revving their engines to get the lights to glow brighter.
As Bruce Willis said in "Armageddon" - You guys must have a key to the patent office!
Am I the only one who's wondered when little Tyrone is going to poke his tiny hand in one of those 22" spinner wheels and "then" they'll be outlawed or the manufacturer will be sued for manufacturing an "attractive nuisance" with "foreseeable danger"? Man the thought makes my skin crawl. It would ruin the flavor!
Those spinners give me an idea! No it doesn't involve the hootchie cootchie bar. Then again... nah. I was thinking of a turbo that is driven off of the intake's air flow and in turn would suck the exhaust out. I could patent it and claim 60hp gains! I bet I could be Exxon rich in no time!
Those spinners give me an idea! No it doesn't involve the hootchie cootchie bar. Then again... nah. I was thinking of a turbo that is driven off of the intake's air flow and in turn would suck the exhaust out. I could patent it and claim 60hp gains! I bet I could be Exxon rich in no time!




