long time ago, Britain and France were at war. Durin one battle, the French captured an English major. Takin the major to their headquarters, the French general began to question him. &quot;Why do you English officers wear red coats? Don't you know the red material makes you easier targets for us to shoot at?&quot; <br><br>In his bland English way, the major informed the general that the reason English officers wear red coats is so if shot the blood won't show and the men they are leadin won't panic. <br><br>...And this is why from that day to now all French Amry officers wear brown pants<br>

 

 

Good one. ;D ;D