I guess I am a poet, and didn't even know it.
So am I in, like Flynn?

 

I wonder if DTR permits fecal similies?

 

One way to find out. If they delete it and warn you, just don't pout!!! BBT,your rhymes carry some clout. You're in, but just don't shout...

 

I don't have any (pretty sure I don't want any!) - but the possibility troubles me...

 

I nominate myself for this goofy club......now I am going to find some grub......but first let me get my goofy brain off the shelf.......so I can stuff that in my head......cause I'll be a goof ball till I'm dead.

 

I don't know if I said it before, but the clubhouse is only so big and there's only room for a couple more. Our latest member and new janitor is Diesel Storm. Clean up this place, we're slobs and that is the norm.
We'll let a couple more in then we'll be shutting the doors, then nobody else will be allowed in as we lay passed out on the floors. It's an exclusive club, that is for sure.....

I had a couple more lines but this is a family orientated site........

 

Time for some noon time grub...I dont mean the kind under the shrub......then I need to take a break from the fun......to go see a man about a license to carry a gun.......so dont shout or pout.......cause with out a doubt......I will be back....in my Elcamino that is Black.

 

Went out to the truck to start her up
Looked back in the yard at my new pup
She looked at me with a wimper and whine
Key in the truck and the door alert did chime
She stared at me with a pitiful look
I fired it up and the Cummins did shook
Walked back to the yard and picked here up
a ride round the block and shes a happy pup


New puppy and her new older brother Bichon Frise she is a 6 week old boxer and black lab mix (I think she will get kinda big lol)

 

The other day I thought my truck was broke.....thought, to myself I hope this is a bad joke........had to fork out some dough.......for a tow.....got home, tried again, still no go........let it set for the night.....thinking to myself, something aint right......tried again the next day.....which was Saturday.......thought, what the hey.......got in the truck......hoped for a little luck.....the truck did start, what a delight.......I drove it to work that Saturday night.

 

Been thinkin of gettin myself a gift, buying for my truck a little more lift, but still having a warranty, and a failing economy, I might have to let the idea drift.

 

Went to start the truck today but there lay a green puddle. Could it be what I think it means? A new head gasket might just be in the basket, but I don't want to be a dud so maybe a new head stud and port to help support.

 

I was away its sad to say but on this day I can come play and shout HOOORAY!

 

After all the power mods, I need a new tranny,
but due to low Christmas funds, gotta drive like a granny.
But every once in a while a Ford will wanna race
Who am I to not put them in their place?
So please, DTR, start donating some cash,
So I can go back to kicking some.........

 

I feel your pain and it is insane to not expect you put a ford in their place which is flat on their face. My tranny had me driving like a granny for too long but now I have a new one and I am smiling again (minus the blown head) which I feel had something to do with the way the upgraded tranny allowed me not to drive like an old lady in a mercedes

 

how the heck did I get brought into this Eric? paybacks buddy! LOL